Scrapin, dippin, yolkin, gettin stupid dumb retarded in my whip, puffin on the cheeba, litening to songs about camel toes and sharting (Foul Team niggaaaa), movies with "thugs", paper machet, glass blowing phallyic sculptures for the young and willing, asking age before name, passing to the left, drinkin forties and pourin out the top for all my dead homies...RIP, weed with funny names (afgani kush, goo, white rhino, tha PURPS, etc.), pornos with classical music soundtracks, pretending i speak languages i don't speak (swahili, cantonese, navajo, etc.), takin trips to shroomsville baby dont wanna see nothin but colors and stars and shit, sitting on toilets that are thrown in people's backyards, tagging my piece on brick walls and train cars, watchin movies that show nudity for no apparent reason (always a nice surprise), getting in fights cuz some pussy dropped a forty or because a nigga threw a snowball when it started hailing, getting out of dui's with b.a.c. above the legal limit for no reason, shwanging that shit in the middle of intersections for all the beezies to see, playing fifa to see who does the dishes, saying i don't smoke while asking for a cigarette, scrapin ur ass at darts cuz thats how i do, and beating off to YOUR myspace pics!!!!!
Down cats and cool breezies.
The kind that makes you listen. Such as.....A-Team (Abstract Rude & Aceyalone), Akrobatik, Al Green, Alchemist, Alicia Keys, Amy Winehouse. Andre Nickatina, Andrea Bocelli, Aretha Franklin, Atmosphere (minus the new joint), B-Legit, B.B. King, Barrington Levy, Beasties, Big L (RIP), Bill Withers, Black Uhuru, Blackalicious,Blockhead, Blueprint, Bob Dylan, Bon Marley, Bobby Blue Bland, Boogie Down Productions, Boot Camp Click, Brother Ali & BK One, Buena Vista, Buffalo Springfield, Busta, Cake, Cee-Lo, Chris Isaak, Clipse, CMA (Grouch & Luckiam.PSC), Common, Compay Segundo, Construct Existence, The Coup, Crown City, CunninLynguists, Curtis Mayfield, Cut Chemist, Cypress Hill, Damian Marley, DangerDoom, Danger Mouse & Jemini, Das EFX, Daz, De La, Dead Prez, Deep Puddle, Del, Devin, Digital Underground, Dilated, DJ Babu, DJ Muggs, DJ Premier, DJ Qbert, DJ Shadow, Don Carlos & Gold, Dre, Dredg, Dynospectrum, E-40, Earth Wind & Fire, Eazy-E (RIP), Eek A Mouse, Eliades Ochoa, Eligh, Equipto, Eric B. & Rakim, Eric Clapton, Erykah Badu, Esoteric & 7L, Evidence, Expendables, Eyedea & Abilities, Felt, Foul Team, Old Blue Eyes (RIP) Fugees, Galactic, Game, Gang Starr, Ghostface, Gift of Gab, Gil Scott Heron, Gnarls Barkley, Goapele, Green Day, Grouch, Gucci Mane, Guilty Simpson, Guru, Gypsy Kings, GZA, Hi-Tek, Hiero, Ibrahim Ferrer, Ice Cube, Immortal Technique, J Dilla (RIP), The Godfather of Soul (RIP), Jay Hova, Jedi Mind, Hendrix (RIP), John Lee Hooker (RIP), John Legend, Juelz, J-5, Kanye, Keak, Kidz in the Hall, KRS-One, Kurupt, Lauryn Hill, Lil Weezy, Little Brother, Legends, Lootpack, Los Lobos, Los Super Seven, Louis Armstrong (RIP), Luda, Luniz, Lupe Fiasco, Mac Dre (RIP), Madlib & Madvillain, Marion Black, Mars Volta, Marvin Gay (RIP), Messy Marv, Method & Redman, Metropoliticians, MF Doom, Midnite, Miles Davis (RIP), Mistah FAB, Mos Def, Dibbs, Lif, Muddy Waters, Murs, Nas, Nirvana, Notorious (RIP), Oh No, ODB (RIP), Opio, Outkast, Ozomatli, People Under the Stairs, Percy Sledge (RIP), Pete Rock, Pharcyde, Pharoah Monch, Pigeon John, Planet Asia, A Plus, Rage Against the Machine, Rappin 4-Tay, Ray Charles (RIP), RBL, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rick Ross, Rihanna, RJD2, Robert Johnson (RIP), Roots, Ruben Gonzalez, RZA, Sade, Salmon, Sam Cooke (RIP), San Quinn, Slum Village, Smoov E, Snoop, Soul Position, Souls of Mischief, Stephen Marley, Stevie Wonder, Sublime, Talib, Eastsidaz, Too $hort, Tower of Power, Tribe Called Quest, Van Morrison, Visionaries, Wordsworth, Wu-Tang, Wyclef, Jeezy, Zion I, 2Pac (RIP), 3MG, 9th Wonder, 213, 311.........
Sportscenter, Planet Earth, Chappelle's Show (RIP), South Park, !Que Locos!, muthafuckin FLAVOR OF LOVE!!!
A Rhyme is a Terrible Thing to Waste, That's the Joint! : A Hip Hop Reader, Motorcycle Diaries, Signs From the Heart, Bob Dylan's Chronicles, The Beatmaker's Bible, Parrot in the Oven, Sunset Sessions, Grafitti World: Street Art From Five Continents, Straight Man, A Long Way Home: Memoirs of a Boy Soldier, Send in the Idiots: A Reflection of Growing up With Autism...
OJ Simpson (cuz he's crafty), Paul Rubens A.K.A. Pee Wee Herman (come on...the guy got caught spankin it in public twice), Snoop Dogg (such discipline...he quit smokin weed for 4 FUCKIN MONTHS!!!!!), and John Basedow (cuz he's got no high impact girations, just lightweight training done at a heart pumping cardio pace