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You Know You're From British Columbia When...
You know the provincial flowerYou consider that if it has no snow, it is not a real mountain.You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Blendz, and Tim Horton's.You know how to pronounce Squamish, Osoyoos & Nanaimo.You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean and Thai food.In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark - while only working eight-hour days.You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.You know that Dawson Creek is a town, not a TV show.You can point to at least two ski mountains, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover.You notice "the mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 5, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.You switch to your sandals when it gets about 10, but keep the socks on.You recognize the background shots in your favourite movies & TV shows.You buy new sunglasses every year, because you can't find the old ones after such a long time.You use a down comforter in the summer.The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarderThe local wine doesn't taste like malt vinegarYour $400,000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtownYou can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locationsYou've been to a deforestation protestIf a cop pulls you over, just offer them some of your hashIt's November, it's raining, but you're still wearing birkenstocksYou go broke just paying rent.You don't own a heavy winter coatYou can't figure out why Manitoba is considered part of Western Canada.You wouldn't be caught dead on Vancouver Island or Vancouver without your umbrella and plastic shoes.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from British Columbia.
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I'd like to meet:

YOU!!! ..and Devin Townsend. And Mike Patton. And John Malkovich. and Beethoven...except that's not possible.

My Blog

Johnny M. Thompson: Withdrawl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffq7QqwBJmU
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:18:00 GMT

here and now, all appologies

My god.  It's been a very very long time since anything was posted here. Maternity leave came and went, without much sleep, as was to be expected.  But, in light of the recent events, I shal...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:40:00 GMT

Sonofabitch!

Well.  Its been a while.  Hope all is copacetic with the masses. Some random thoughts plague-ing the mind these days. 1)  Breastfeeding is one helluva way to loose weight. Yes, I have w...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:14:00 GMT

Cat-astrophy?

So.  We went to Vancouver yesterday to drop off Trav's Mesa Boogie head to Ho's to get it fixed and when we came home, we realized the goddamn kitten was missing.  What kitten? you ask.&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 15:47:00 GMT

All hail the new flesh!

For anyone who didn't know yet, the grub finally made her appearance; a lil girl named Maiden Stevonne Green. 10 years ago Trav came up with the idea that one day, he'd be a dad to a little girl ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 17:09:00 GMT

All right, this isn't funny anymore

All right!  this!  isn't!  funny!  anymore! While I'm not officially due until the 28th which is still about a week away, I'm sick! of! being! pregnant! I had forgotten about how m...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 12:47:00 GMT

What's in a name?

10 weeks to go and we're still looking for names.  What's in a name?  You got to pick something good, since it will be the grub's moniker for life.  It's a big responsibility to name so...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:06:00 GMT

Birth plan, house of metal style

Many internet sites on pregnancy recommend that you make up a birth plan for your delivery.  It lets hospital staff know your wishes and dislikes, such as who is to be in the room, what sort of m...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:49:00 GMT

In praise of Beet Swaybee's on or around his 35th birthday.

In the event you all didn't know, yesterday was Fuckin' Travis' birthday.  He spent it hung over, thanks to the big party/jam session from the previous night, and went to bed quite early.  I...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:28:00 GMT

A few of the Joys of being preggers

Well, it's been a while since I got into it, so I am thinking maybe I better git it on, while I still got it goin on. In 3 more months I won't have time to shower or take a dump, let alone l...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 18:59:00 GMT