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About Me

My name is Garrett. Life is pretty cool. God kicks ass.
You scored as Paganism. Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism

83%

Buddhism

75%

Hinduism

75%

Satanism

71%

agnosticism

67%

Islam

58%

Judaism

54%

atheism

42%

Christianity

29%
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created with QuizFarm.comThis is me playing. Messing around with some 5/8, 9/8+10/8, 11/8(4/4 underneath with hat pedal), some metric modulation, and then the Forty-Six & Two 7-7-7-8 solo. Sounds like ass, I know, taken on a digital camera.----------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------Screwing around behind the set.

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My Interests

People, music, art, philosophy, shit like that.

I'd like to meet:

I like people. A lot. But unfortunately for me, I know people. Which makes it really hard for me to like people, but I still try my ass off. Some people don't give a fuck about other people, and fuck them. They're the dictators and businessmen and police and religious leaders and shitttttty musicians and selfish pricks and DMV employees in the world, and fuck them because they make it really hard to have any sort of compassion for the human race as a whole. Joe Perez embodies the type of person of this nature. He is a pigfucker. He is Kim Jong-Il's biggest fan/gay partner. He hates any person of any race other than Mexican...and only the dirty kind, like he is. Joe Perez has a swastika tattooed on his right asscheek, and the words "Fuck Your Mother" on the left. In Joe's closet, you'll find three dead cats. Two were killed in the process of dissection without anesthesia(intentional), and the other was killed by Joe's stupid ass Durango. He kept it because he thought it was funny. Joe masturbates to the obituary section of the newspaper. He is the biggest douche in the universe.If you are not like Joe Perez, if you have a soul and a heart, then I would take honor in meeting you.

Music:

TOOL, Rage Against The Machine, Dream Theater, Symphony X, A Perfect Circle, Meshuggah, Rush, Liquid Tension Experiment, anything involving JoJo Mayer(Nerve, Simon V, Grand Pianoramax), the Deftones, 10 Years, Dispatch, Bob Dylan, Disturbed, Incubus, Korn, Life of Agony, Mad at Gravity, Mudvayne, Slipknot, Bob Marley, Victor Wooten, Soul Circus...some more. Not much on the radio.

Movies:

V for Vendetta, Fight Club, The Matrix, American History X, Syriana, Donnie Darko, Seven Years in Tibet, Yellow Submarine, Alice in Wonderland. Shit that makes you think.

Television:

Fuck Television.

Books:

Authors: Noam Chomsky - Timothy Leary - Aleister Crowley - George Orwell - R.W. Emerson - Some more. The dictionary, English and Enochian.

Heroes:

Maynard James Keenan Danny Carey Justin Chancellor Adam Jones Paul D'Amour Tomas Haake Zack de la Rocha Tom Morrello Mike Portnoy JoJo Mayer John Petrucci Jordan Rudess Michael Romeo R.W. Emerson Henry Thoreau Malcolm X MLK, Jr. Rosa Parks Emiliano Zapata Che Guevara Fibonacci Albert Hofmann Timothy Leary Edgar Allan Poe Thomas Lang Johnny Rabb Maddox

My Blog

You're not any kind of rebel, dumb shit.

The dumb shits the title of this blog refers to are Confederates. Yes, Confederates. People that fly the Confederate flag. Yes, people still do that, I don't know why. What could possibly go through o...
Posted by Garrett on Sat, 12 May 2007 03:24:00 PST

Jamie Kennedy is a fucking cunt. Fuck him.

Listen, I know my last blog was about shitty movies. But it's 2 in the morning on a Monday, and I cannot sleep. Thusly I have to entertain myself somehow, so fuck off. Malibu's most wanted was previou...
Posted by Garrett on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:06:00 PST

If you go see We Are Marshall, I'm going to give you a vasectomy with my unsterilized hands.

Friday Night Lights. Facing the Giants. Any Given Sunday. Invincible. Remember the Titans. Radio. Gridiron Gang. Jerry Maguire. Rudy. Varsity Blues. That shitty one with Keanu Reeves and Gene Hackman....
Posted by Garrett on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:27:00 PST

Why you suck if you drive a Hummer or otherwise - explanation inside.

I think at this point, the fact can't be argued that the main motive for America's presence in the Middle East is its natural resource. People are killing and dying over it. So, why does this nation t...
Posted by Garrett on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:48:00 PST

You all suck at fucking geometry.

THIS IS A PENTACLE. FIVE!! FIVE POINTS!! FIVE ANGLES!!! PENTA! = FIVE! It is a Pagan symbol for many things, including the five natural elements, growth and evolution, and the Divine Proportio...
Posted by Garrett on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 05:23:00 PST

When you meet God.

He is not angry. He is not vengeful, and he is not upset. He does not ask for your praise or offerings. He does not ask you to recite scripture. He does not mention Jesus or Muhammad or Abraham. He do...
Posted by Garrett on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:37:00 PST

If you have an F.O.P. Active Supporter sticker on your car, then fuck you.

Would you give a cop a handjob to get out of getting a ticket? I doubt it. Would you give a cop's ego a handjob to get out of getting a ticket? Yes. Nothing pisses me off more while driving than to se...
Posted by Garrett on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:19:00 PST

Parable

I must not Fear . Fear is the mindkiller . Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration . I will face my fear . I will permit it to pass over and through me . And when it has gone past I ...
Posted by Garrett on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:46:00 PST