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Jerry Falwell Destroyed Earth

About Me

Jerry Falwell Destroyed Earth is coming to an end. Try to make it to the last one or two shows if you can :) I sure would lavish the love. It's been a good time. So thanks.
JFDE was born out of confusion some time in 2006. She plays guitar (often loudly), all types of keyboards and occasionally tambourine/harmonica/recorder/euphonium - but never at the same time. In the last few years she has played alongside many people far more talented and far nicer than herself: I Love You Avalanche (USA), Bridget Martin (USA), Novi Split (USA), The Rational Academy (Bris), MajorMajor, Popolice, Sly Hats, Pikelet, Benjamin Thompson (Bris), Shiver Like Timber (Bris), Twin Vickers, Motor Vehicle Sundown, Erase Errata (USA) + Macromantics + I Heart Hiroshima (Ladyfest Brisbane 2006), just to name a few. She mostly plays music so that she can have the opportunity to spend time with people far more talented and far nicer than herself.
In the summer of 2007 (not to be confused with coke's ad campaign for the 'Summer of Us') she toured up the East Coast with gorgeous friend Bridget Martin. It was poetic. Mostly it was just really hot. Her guitar got stolen but then she got it back. She misses Newcastle and all the friendly lesbians there and so yes, she will be back soon.
Recordings are a bit of an enigma at the moment. You can find her on the Ladyfest compilation CD as well as a split EP recorded with Bridget Martin. Unfortunately though, the latter is probably not worth mentioning as they are all sold out. But you should know that they had pretty hand-sewn covers with radical artwork from both girls. And a totally awesome, totally illegal cover of Summer Rain. PROPER RECORD COMING SOON - PROMISE!
She would like you to know that she loves you all even though the most used word in her vocabulary is 'hate'.
Things that have been said about JFDE:
"I come for the songs - I stay for the banter." - Belinda 'Carlisle' Domingo
"I preferred you solo." - Lawson M. Fletcher
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6
'Moose Moon' was drawn by Samantha

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/18/2006
Band Members: Jessica Sandi Shulman grew up in Chapel Hill.

and my ridiculously good-looking band, The Gentiles:

James "One-Take" Meese
Gerard "Gedi-Knight" Wynter.
Influences: Jerry Jeff Walker. Gillian Welch. Blink 182.

Spoonman:

and this guy:

Sounds Like: Clare from Six Feet Under if she were a musician instead of a photographer.
Record Label: your mum's
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Fabulous Happenings in the Day of Jess Shulman

1. It's raining today in Melbourne right (surprise surprise). So for once, I actually remember to leave the house with my umbrella. I'm half-way down the block when I actually get to opening it up (th...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:07:00 GMT

STOLEN GEAR

Hey allLast night my poor little car Abby (white holden barina) was broken into in an alleyway (Perry St) off of Smith St in Collingwood. It had to have happened some time between midnight and 10am wh...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:11:00 GMT

JFDE on the Radio

Hi this is me hard at work on my thesis. This is me exploring the social dynamics of youth experience through music. Seriously.Well right now right this second this is me procrastinating.And then thre...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:17:00 GMT

JFDE in Frame Lines magazine

Sup Lovers!JFDE features in this month's issue of Frame Lines magazine. To read the interview you have to download Edition 5 from here: http://www.framelines.org/_past%20editions/framelines_emag_e dit...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:17:00 GMT

Fuck MySpace Lets Facebook (but just for APRIL and May)

I’ve been trying to put up some shows but myspace won’t let me so I’ll just write them just here.Just... here:11th April @ the Old Bar w/ ROPEBURNING!!!! (BEST BAND IN MELBOURNE FOR ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 04:43:00 GMT

Old Lyrix. The Prophet.

So goes Canada. I love this place! So nice to be 'home' with family and friends. I've been playing my aunt's piano - a WAGNER, no less! ha ha - and going over some old songs that I might revive for th...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:21:00 GMT

to love the language

YOU GOTTA BE BORN ON THA BANKS OF THA MISSISSIPPI!...And certainly not in Warsaw, Poland.North Country winters keep getting me now I lost my money IN FUCKING POUNDS so I had to up and leave. This is c...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:17:00 GMT

Fomo Homo Cuomo

This is London. (In Love! --> IHH ref. 2) Time = 2am (jetlag + general insomnia + over-stimulation + lack of valium + waiting for my washing cycle to finish)Temperature = mild (I estimate approx. 10 d...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:10:00 GMT

you cant be okay with that (election day 07)

stoned (myspace)love so there was this bitch full of self-love. full of self-portrait-taking-fucked-yr-brother-making love. bikes - there were bikes. I puked a couple (hundred) times but... oh what yr...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:41:00 GMT

I keep on trying to start not to stop

-Often on often off-I read a bad review of this song once somewhere that said those lyrics were simple and cliched. I think they're awesome. Maybe just because I know the lady who sings them. Maybe ju...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:05:00 GMT