Fruit Roll Up |
I ate a fruit roll up today. I couldn't be more happy. I couldn't be more miserable. I need to have a sit down with the research and development team of the fruit roll up. Who is the mastermind en...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:05:00 GMT |
What is worse? |
What is worse?A) He is right about 50B) That this kid is the one saying itC) That in truth, I am no different than him.D) None of the Abovehaha funny right. Poor goofy braced out white ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:20:00 GMT |
An article by a close friend |
A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling by Mark Twain For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be droppedto be replased either by "k" or "s", and lik...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 18:41:00 GMT |
A windswept plain |
A windswept plain. As quiet as one would expect such a place to be. The wind doesn't so much as sweep as it does skate. Gently moving through. Not to bend or break, but simply to move. Tha...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:50:00 GMT |
A bit of commentary |
Again I am reading a book by Delillo, and in it I find something that tugs my interest with good smelling lotion. The scene from which I am taking the following excerpt is set on a small is...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:12:00 GMT |
An interactive experience |
Block after block of perpendicular earthen narrows. Far more than a "concrete jungle", but a supra-organic compound human borne. something more natural to us than a tree or acrid pond scum stuck to ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:11:00 GMT |
Help me out and critisize me. |
Hey fans and family,
I am currently applying to Grad Schools. I have to give them a writing sample with my application. But first I need to strengthen and polish up the following paper.&n...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:41:00 GMT |
A comment posted to Jack |
Jack Ford, my sweet neice asked that I take care of her dogs while her and her family took a nice trip. I of course accepted, because I would do anything for the Fords. This is a recountin...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 19:09:00 GMT |
Return of the Blog |
For the reading enjoyment of my ever-loving fans - and even more for my own enjoyment - I have decided to write another blog. I haven't sat down to write in about a year. I have missed it. Until recen...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 22:10:00 GMT |
A bit of clarification |
It seems that many I recognize as aquaintances are hidiously un-educated. Thus I will have to explain. The picture which I have now choosen to represent Big Black Judy is that of Francisco Franco, not...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 21:31:00 GMT |
