I LIKE TO EMEET EBRYONE! MOSTLY EPEOPLE WHO ELIKE THEEE E SEXY FERRISH THEENGS, BUT RAUL EEZ NOT PREDJUDICE! SOON I WEEL POST ESOOOOO MENY PEECTURES OF ALL MY CRAZY FRANGS! ANG VEEDEEOS OF ALL THE CRACEE THEENGS WE DO! I BET I HAVE E PEECTURE OF JOU TOO! KEEP SHECKING EBACK ;)
WHANG JOU LAS EHEER FROAM ME, I WOS LOAKED OPE EEN SENOR PEEZORES BASEMANG! HE WOS GORRA LERRA ME OUT, BURRA THANG THEES FREAKY FOAK WIT THE NOSE RANG EKEEP ME THERE FOR MOANTHS AND MOANTHS! HE ESAY EEN THEES VEEDEO THARRA HE 'WOAN STANG' FOR HOW I MAKE HEEM FEEL, BURRA THASS A BEEG FOAKING LIE! MY EBUNGHOLE TELL A DEEFEREENT STORY MY FRANGS! PLOAS, HE WOAS COANSTANTLY MAKEENG ME EARRA 'CREME BRULEE', WHANG EBRYONE KNOW THARRA I ONLY LOAVE THEE FLANG! ANGYWAYS, ALL THEES MANG LOAVING ESS MAKEENG ME HOANGRY FOR SOAME SWEET CHI-CHI'S, SO THEE LADEES CHOURRA DROAP ME A LINE!!
EEDEEOT OF THEE DAY !!!
WHARRA FOAKEENG CLOWN!!! I KNOW JUS WHO THEES EEDEEOT ES! HE DO ESO MENY DOORRY THEENGS WEETH RAUL! CANG JOU NAME THEES EEDEEOT??? I GEEVE JOU E LEERRO HEENT.......
HE IZ E DEEK !!!
AYE DIOS MIOS! WHARRA CANG I ESAY ABOURRA THEES PEEKTURE THARRA HASN'T ALREARRY BEAN SAID ABOURRA AFGAHNISTAN???
WHARRA COAUPLE OF MUGS!
ENY HWAY....THEE FIRZ ONE OF JOU FOAKERS TO CORRECKLY TELL ME WHO THEES EEDEEOTS ARE WEEL WEEN E SOACH E MANGNEEFEESENGT PRIZE FROAM RAUL'S SCHREASURE SCHEST! EET COURRA BE E NICE RAUL T-CHIRT OR PANGTIES, MAYBE E NICE CD COAMPILATCHION DEESK OF LOCAL BENGS (JOU KNOW I E STEEL HAVE MY ESTUPID LEERRO RECKER LABEL), OR MAYBE JOS SOAM JUSED COANDOMS OR SOAMTHEENG, JOU NEVER KNOW! E PRIZE ES E PRIZE JOU GREERRY BASTARS!NOW NAME THARRA EEDEEOT!!!
THEE EEDEEOT OPE THERE ESTUPID! THEES GUY ES THEE LAST EEDEEOT!