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About Me

Jasmine --
[adjective]:
Similar to butter in texture and appearance
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com I think I have the same problem as everybody else with trying to tell others about themselves. i mean what do u say? I think I'm funny...I've been told by several people that i'm the funniest person they've ever met. Granted they were 5 year olds and inmates but they count still right? I like literalture but I never take out time to actually experience it and that's something I want to change in the future. I also need to stop being so damn lazy. ~extroverted~ ~friendly...ish~ ~candy lober~ ~whore probably~ ~I base myself on the success of those around me~ ~Most critical of my family~ ~Kindof-really shallow. Not my best quality~ ~Uber shy around pretty girls~ ~Hoodrat magnet~ ~Every gay man's pet lesbian~
I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
Apparently, if I was a girl
You scored as Popular Bitch.

Popular Bitch


63%

Slut


63%

Athletic Tomboy


38%

Hippy


38%

Goth


31%

Preppy Girl


19%

Loser


13%

Nerdy Girl


13%
What type of girl are you?!!
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My Interests

Human Nature, Political theory, arts, drugs as a useful recreation, humor at it's finest and crudest, and that silly trix bunny Take the quiz:
what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)

herbal drugs.
you are herbal drugs.you love nature, animals, and all people.you are laid back, friendly and loving.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!See! Told you I was laid back and I love stuff!

I'd like to meet:

Someone intellectual and who realizes that the thoughts are neverending and human life is as it always was contradicting....or someone to prove me wrong

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Leave a comment tra la la cuz u kare tra la la-la yoo yoo COMMENTS! (and it better not b fucking lame) p.s. I come from the year 9595. It was too late to r.s.v.p. /// p.p.s I heart u

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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test
You scored as Hot. Haha! u are so hotttttttttt!

Hot


60%

"Ghetto"


53%

Emo Kid


53%

Stoner


40%

Geek/Nerd


40%

Punk


33%

Prep


33%

Jock


13%

Goth


13%

Loner


13%
What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?
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Music:

3700 songs in my iPod and 50 genres (the nmbrs keep goin up). I like errythang cept country, screamo, really vulgar rap, ska, Usher is a cocky peice of shit....pretty much.JOHN MAYER is a fucking genius (well he's become vain and emptier)~~ Jimmi Hendrix~~ DAFT PUNK rock sum serious sockage~~ Death From Above 1979~~ PHANTOM PLANET is not who you think they are~~ Michael Buble~~ NINA SIMONE!! is the O.G.~~ Prince~~ MICHAEL JACKSON is what I danced 2 when I was 2~~ The Stills~~ QOTSA (if u don't know what qotsa stands 4 u R NOT WORTHY!)~~ The Doors~~ MODEST MOUSE doesn't like X-tianity either~~ Nelly Furtado~~ JILL SCOTT is beautiful~~ Donovan~~ TRAFFIC is my 60's drug~~ Common~~ ~~~~~and many many more...

Movies:

Pulp Fiction * The Color Purple * Misery *Dolores Claiborne * Bound * Wild Things * The Grinch *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind * Wicker Park* The Last Supper* But, I'm A Cheeleader!* I 3 Huckabees* Closer* The Dreamers* Freeway

Television:

not big on TV....Less than Perfect and Ellen..Rosanne..the cosby show....hmm....CSPAN-book....eh those crime shows where there's the really dramatic narrating voice and the criminal almost always get caught...yeah those are fun

Books:

Les Miserables .....To Kill A Mockingbird....Their Eyes Were Watching God...The Color Purple....Empress of the World...Crime and Punishment...Three Fallen Women...Lord of the Flies...Madame Bovary (which I haven't read, but I will soon) (I only read the books they give us in skool pretty much but they are pretty sweet)

Heroes:

Barak Obama, Ellen Degeneres,ppl w/ great coming-out-of-the-closet stories, Mr. Ramlose (teacher), Oprah, Mom, so many people that take their sh!t every day and keep their head up, myself, Avery Wells

My Blog

This bitch

I know you love to love me, babe, but quit feelin on my ass and then leaving!! This bitch I met at the club led me all of the way to Chicago and behaved so earnestly in her apology and her apprec...
Posted by Captain Jazzy Wazzy on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:36:00 PST

Home Depot

So the other day I was in gurnee waiting to go to Jo the lesbian's really lame party with Joshy and Rafaelito(!) and I had been having this poo come and vist my ass and then just leave unexcused. Damm...
Posted by Captain Jazzy Wazzy on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:38:00 PST

Me thinking I'm funny

I have got to be the least important person on the world. I am so unimportant that if my computer had two legs and an ass it would fart in my face and walk away but since u probably do have those 3 th...
Posted by Captain Jazzy Wazzy on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 01:14:00 PST

lost and found!

plus one 3rd iPod!!! plus one pair of flip flops!!! plus water and a really early-morn trip to the beach!! We found the iPod on the coastline at about 7 in the morn. It had been embedded in wet sand a...
Posted by Captain Jazzy Wazzy on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:52:00 PST

the status

one lost iPod #3 one lost 3rd pair of flip flops zero on both plus one skinny dip Happy? no   oh yeah....and in reference to yesterday's blog.....I thought to myself as was farting...
Posted by Captain Jazzy Wazzy on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:47:00 PST

today

Sometimes I want to be the pretty girl but I, ironically, feel much more comfortable being the loud, bodacious Jas that jokes about everything. It takes a special occasion for me to let down my guard ...
Posted by Captain Jazzy Wazzy on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:01:00 PST

Pot

so i just wrote this blog and this fucking site fucked up again and normally i wouldn't retype it but i'm so fucking bored..... i'll try to give it the same zest. I can't sleep. Last night I spen...
Posted by Captain Jazzy Wazzy on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:42:00 PST

EVENTFUL NIGHT: boob flashage.free vodka.mean muggers.gone iPod

This weekend wasn't any more or less than what was expected of it. It was a great time, even tho my pod is gone, even tho i'm a total whore, even though i walked thru the cold rain, and I definitely f...
Posted by Captain Jazzy Wazzy on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:15:00 PST

Strangers

Have you ever met anyone that you knew was just awesome and there was this special connection? You could talk to the person for hours and hold conversation that's riveting. You don't know anything abo...
Posted by Captain Jazzy Wazzy on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:40:00 PST

Old as shit

Goddamn I feel old. I mean I get hot flashes, I hobble, I need a special toothbrush, I have a grey hair (that I'm quite proud of actually) and worst of all, I totally forgot why I was thinking that I ...
Posted by Captain Jazzy Wazzy on Tue, 30 May 2006 08:33:00 PST