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Gideon

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm really only two years old. If you sleep with me, give me food, or scratch me, we can chill. But if you're a girl, don't talk to me in a high-pitched voice. I'll piss myself. (And I really do mean sleep, ya freak.)

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My mother. Anything fuzzy. A big steak bone.

My Blog

My fair lady

She was breathtaking, standing there, wan, on the third floor balcony. Peaches. The very name rings with my true love's beauty. My exotic "pekingese." What ill-fated circumstance is this? That I ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Dec 2004 14:26:00 GMT

Suspicion

So my "mom" seriously came home smelling like another dog today. It was all over her. I didn't say anything because, well, I can't talk. But what good would it do anyway? The minute she knows that...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Dec 2004 11:48:00 GMT