You know who you look like? |
If one more person says that I look the like fat porn star Ron Jeremy, I'm going to get some biker crank, hop on a treadmill and not stop jogging until I reach Billy Bob Thornton.Even though I packed ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 15:53:00 GMT |
Show Business |
As I was driving in to Lima, Ohio recently for a show, I heard the radio station advertise that a "Tom Goodwin" was performing at "Waldo and Stiemy's Sports Bar and More". You have got to be kidding m...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:41:00 GMT |
"Little Sponge" |
I am the brand new father of a 50 lb. baby girl named Avery. She's 7 years old, my girlfriend's only child and she calls me daddy. Nothing warms the heart like being called daddy even if you haven't d...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 22:41:00 GMT |
Interview w/ Nuwave magazine |
What is your favorite song of all time?"Honey" by Bobby GoldsboroWho do you admire most?The father, son and holy ghostDo you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?The last supper on my daddy part...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 14:48:00 GMT |
My top 5 most humbling moments in comedy |
I have been a comic for a while now and until just recently I thought my best gig stories were behind me. Previously, the top 5 most humbling moments in comedy happened between 1994 and 1998, when I f...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:49:00 GMT |
Letter to my sister and brother in law |
Margaret and Mark,I accept your generous holiday invitation and look forward to seeing everyone. It just so happens that I'm performing in Scranton, PA that weekend and since Thanksgiving falls on a T...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 17:17:00 GMT |
The new rude |
This last week I drove 11 hours to perform for 19 people at "The Loony Bin" comedy club in Wichita, KS. Nothing makes you feel like you've chosen the wrong career than drawing practically no one in a ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:10:00 GMT |
Imaginary phone call to the woman in the car in front of me |
Since most of us use the phone while driving and it's extremely dangerous, risky behavior in the hands of a novice (or a woman), we need a system of checks and balances to limit the number of twisted,...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:53:00 GMT |
Hey...look at me, look at me |
Ah&the Internet and it's videos, songs and blogs all vying for my attention. These "look at me", "listen to me", and "read me" times we live in have given everyone with a computer license to try to en...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 18:05:00 GMT |
Letter to mygodwins.com |
Dear mygodwins.com,Thank you for listing me in your Godwin family genealogy website as the 4th most famous Godwin (actually it's 7th but I don't count first names and mountains). I'm flattered to be i...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:34:00 GMT |
