Girls, beer, rockin guitars, sweet rides.
Your mom
Too many to name. I don't listen to hip hop.
Again, too many to name. Mostly comedy.
South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons. Thats it.
Anything by Dan Millman, Chuck Palahniuk, Dan Brown, S.E. Hinton, and C.S. Lewis, to name a few; bitches.
Myself.