Base jumping off of the empire state building.
Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 81%
Your job is a disaster - it's surprising you've lasted this long.
You need to quit if you can, even if you don't have another job lined up.
As far as stressful work situations go, yours is off the scale brutal.
Almost any job would be better than what you've got!
Should You Quit Your Job?
I'd like to meet:
Benjamin Franklin, so I can get bragging rights for punching the man who invented bifocals in the face.
ABOUT
Name: Michael
Birthday: May 17th
Birthplace: Oakland, CA
Current Location: Silverdale, WA
Eye Color: Sometimes Brown Sometimes Black
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: African American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Combat Boots
Your Weakness: I dunno
Your Fears: Clowns
Your Perfect Pizza: I dunno
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: gain 15 lbs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I need an ambulance
Thoughts First Waking Up: impressive
Your Best Physical Feature: right forearm
Your Bedtime: whenever i can sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: when i ate at jack in the box for thanksgiving
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK Lounge
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Not really
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: All The Time
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Doesn't exist
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Fuck That
Do you belive in yourself: Last time I checked
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, but i get sick of people
Do you think you are Attractive: Yep
Are you a Health Freak: Seometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Maybe...
In the past month have you Smoked: Pipe tabacco
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Maybe
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Good Times Those were
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Sure
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In a fight with a group of fuckin' ninjas and 2 zombies
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up and I still want to be a power ranger
What country would you most like to Visit: India
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Whatever
Height: 5'4-5'11
Weight: It depends on height
Best Clothing Style: Stark Nude
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: dunno
Number of Piercings: 3, two up top, one below the belt
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing
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Music:
"I Like Me When I'm Drunk", by me when I was drunk
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Movies:
"Stop Peace, Make Violence: How To Start Your Own Radical Movement"
Books:
Darwin Awards 1-3, Why Do Men Have Nipples, Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex, Animal Farm, and Zombie Survival Guide
Heroes:
Anheiser Busch, Jack Daniels, and Johnny Walker Red... I confide in them often
