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YELHSA

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About Me

I am shy, NOT. I have tendencies to believe that every day of my life there is something wrong with me, look up hypochondriac in the dictionary and you'll see my face. POW! I can be crude, rude, and get an attitude but dont take it personally. I speak exactly what is on my mind and I will blurt just about anything out in front of anyone. I dont care if you are the Queen of England i would say something along the lines of what i forgot to shave this morning below my waist. And i would laugh if an old person fell but i laugh at anyone who falls including myself. I loathe to people watch, its entertaining in away I cant explain right now. I love the arts, music, musicians, artists, and athletes. Dudes with long hair all in their face. Hippies and Jews too! Books about stuff no one else wants to read. I love my beer. Cheers! I like silly red neck games like washers. I love fatty foods and fruits and meat. Just hand me a huge thing of sausage or the cow ill throw it on the grill and eat it. I am totally Surprised all my vegan friends havent shunned me for eating Wilbur yet! I rather just watch them gag! Well i gag when you guys it peas! yuck! We are even. It was all alive at once too you know. i LOVE TO PAINT! Surrealism! is awesome GO DALI YOUR THE MAN! i knew pig latin kinda forgot it over the years but me and my girl pal are trying to pick it up again! I still cant figure out that stupid game snaps! Everyone in my family knows it but me, they wont just tell me how to figure the shit out they just KEEP SNAPPING AT ME! WTF MAN. i LOVE RANDOMNESS of all sorts of variations. It keeps everything totally unexpected and exciting. Like stickers and graffiti about cool stuff. Like one I saw that said " I dummped my ex wife in this dumpster." The way i look at it is she must have been a biznatch! Good humor rules. People I can sit with endlessly and laugh at, are like teeter totters in my world.They are just plain fun. The key grasshopper is witty, smart intellectuals. Stupid people cant think for themselves thats why they keep around friends that are way more stupid just so they can feel brighter. But dude the short bus is here for you. Family is cool. And my friends know who they a are!!!! when they aren't nagging or stirring up drama. i have been extras in movies, i love the stage. The world is my stage and every day there is a new comedy or tragedy show put on by me. I often leave people wide eyed and astounded. People keep me around for the unexpected kicks of the day! iN PHOTO journalism in high school i totally pissed off my teacher because we made a story line of a murder with pictures. And i was dumped in the trunk of a car in one with my hand cuffs ( can be freaky;) ) and duct tape. then there is a bloody shot of my head in a box with a bloody ax next to it and a trash bag. Lets just say i found it creative and she flunked me. "That is art now really lady!" I LOVE toys! my ipod, and wedging myself into a crevice of a waterfall and letting the water run smoothly over my flesh. REFRESHING! I dont like fish that bite my ankles or touch any other part of me that tends to ruin it for a minute. That one movie back in the 80's with the killer fish pirahna in the river had totally ruined me forever wanting to not touch the bottom of water i cant see through. It makes me nuts. I am a horrible speller I should be better considering my mom was a teacher. But she wasn't one either. my grammar sucks too. But my english professor loved my writing! He was slightly nuts.I am the type of person who should be doing chores right now but instead i sit on this stupid thing or do something else just to avoid doing it. I think thats enough I dont feel like looking to far into my soul it has the possibility of sending people running for the hills. Those who stay around me are just as insane!CAUTION I CAN BE TROUBLE, BUT IN A GOOD WAY
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My soul mate if I haven't already. Other than that no one yeah including famous people because If I have akready net then they would no longer be famous now would they? Plus there is no burning desire to meet anyone but maybe some new friends.

My Blog

Summer you are truly resting in my Heart FOREVER!

There are times in life when the unexpected and most devastating things occur to the people you would never think it could possibly happen too. My beloved friend Summer was taken by GOD earlier this ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:43:00 GMT

think i may write a book

So its like this. . . my life has super exceeded my expectations lately. And has also brought me quite a bit of hell as well. When will the kayos stop and my true good healthy life set in to play. I t...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 13:05:00 GMT

Friend Dead and Gone

G- May God rest your soul.  I just found out you passed away...my tears i can't restrain. My heart can't help to cry...my mind can't rest...I shared with you what friends can only know...somethin...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 20:33:00 GMT

Loveless and Lost

i mean everyone who knows me knows that i am one to date... a lot of different people. OKAY out of the people that i have dated are they all heartless bastards???  Its like every time i find my s...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 14:43:00 GMT