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My name is Adam Dessi. I am 18. I go to Trash Can College. I’m generally happy, but I get depressed easily, and worry a lot. I follow traditions that may seem strange to you. I like to laugh, and love the people that can make me laugh even more. Comedy makes my life. I intend to one day break the law of non-contradiction. I procrastinate for a living. Music is scrumtrelescent. Indeed, Bravo. I love my good grammar. I like being myself, though I don’t like putting it here because basically EVERYONE is putting that in their about me’s and it’s really kind of lame to see page after page of people saying that they’re themselves. I fucking get it. Shut the Hell up. I cuss a lot, and unless I love you more than life, I don’t intend to change or curb that. Change scares me. My friends are pretty cool. Indeed, Bravo. I hackysack, but not enough anymore. Metallica makes any day a better day. Apparently, I’m a little bit feminine. I’m the high priest of Junsuism. Join now. Sad Puppy Dog Eyes make me melt. I'm very confused about life. King Chrismo and I are running for president and vice president for 2008. Vote Sexy . Zazoolas are the most powerful creatures to walk the planet. I’m the most useless person alive, but I’m no better or worse than you. Me Jabba No Wonga, Wookie Nipple Pinchee!
If you really want to know more about me, read the blog entitled “Extended profile.” and you can see my former about me, which is huge, and other extended versions of parts of my profile from when my profile was like….fat. Pahahaha. So talk to me, NAO. AIM = Doctormaster9897. MSN Messenger email address = [email protected] (which also happens to be my personal email address, so feel free to drop me a line there as well!). Make my life, motherfucker.
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My Interests



Xiah Junsu.
Appeasing my Zombie Sith Lord Godzilla Rider Queen.
Laughing.
Truth.
Psychology.
Sociology.
Philosophy.
Theology.
Metal Music.
Foreign music Being different.
Being myself.
Enjoying how those often contradict.
Metallica.
Kyo.
Hackysacking.
Smash.
Doing anything with people I love.
Comedy.
Adding more musicians onto my list of musicians that I’m pretty sure are gay. Lmao.

I'd like to meet:



Rachel, again and again and again.
Myself (Ass kicking time!).
You. Metallica (James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammett, Rob Trujillo).
Dir en grey (Kyo, Shinya, Die, Kaoru, Toshiya).
Megadeth (Dave Mustaine, Glen Drover, Shawn Drover, James LoMenzo)
Nightwish (Anette Olzon, Marco Hietala, Tuomas Holopainen, Emppu Vuorinen, Jukka Nevalain)
Cliff Burton.
hide.
Xiah Junsu.
Gackt.
Steve Perry.
Any other member of a band I love and listen to, and plenty more. Chris Farley.
Chris Rock.
Dane Cook.
Dave Chapelle.
Eddie Izzard.
Eric Idle.
Jim Carrey.
Katt Williams.
Leslie Nielsen.
Lewis Black.
Mike Meyers.
Owen Wilson.
Ryan Stiles.
Seth MacFarlane.
Seth Rogen.
Steve Carrell.
Vince Vaughn.
Will Ferrell.
And any other wonderful soul that can make me laugh.
Definitely anyone but you. ♥

Music:



I listen to too much.
The tip of the iceberg is...

12012. 175R. 3 Doors Down. Abandoned Pools. abingdon boys school. AC/DC. Adam Sandler. Adema. Aerosmith. AFI. Afroman. Air Supply. AJICO. Akeboshi. Alanis Morissette. Aldo Nova. Alice Cooper. Alice Nine. All That Remains. The Allman Brothers. Alyson Avenue. Amano Tsukiko. Andy McKee. Angela Aki. Anna Nalick. Anna Tsuchiya. Another Black Day. Antic Cafe. AnyBand. Apocalyptica. Apoptygma Beserk. Arashi. Arch Enemy. Asian Kung-Fu Generation. ASP. Audioslave. Avenged Sevenfold. Ayumi Hamasaki. The B-52's. BACK-ON. The Back Horn. Backstreet Boys. Bad Company. Baiser. Bare Naked Ladies. Beastie Boys. BEAT CRUSADERS. Beatallica. The Beatles. Bella Morte. Bi Rain. Billy Idol. Billy Joel. Black Sabbath. Blam Honey. Blaqk Audio. Blind Faith. Blink 182. Blondie. The Bloodhound Gang. Blue Oyster Cult. BoA. Bon Jovi. Bonnie Pink. Boston. Bowling for Soup. Brian McKnight. the brilliant green. Britney Spears. Bruce Springsteen. BUCK-TICK. Bump of Chicken. Caleb N. Baker. The Candy Spooky Theater. Canister. The Cars. Celtic Woman. The Charlie Daniels Band. Cheap Trick. Ched. The Cherry Coke$. Chevelle. Chicago. Chrizzly. Church of Misery. CKY. Clazziquai Project. Concerto Moon. Counting Crows. The Coup. Crazy Frog. Crazy Town. Cream. Crystal Kay. Cutting Crew. D'espairsRay. David Bowie. Deathstars. Deep Purple. Def Leppard. Deine Lakaien. Depeche Mode. Derek & the Dominoes. Devo. Diamond Head. Die Toten Hosen. DIO. Dir en grey. Dire Straits. Dirty Vegas. Disney music. Disturbed. Divinyls. Do As Infinity. Dong Bang Shin Ki. The Doobie Brothers. The Doors. Dope Stars Inc. Dragon Ash. Dragonforce. Dreamscaper. Drist. Drowning Pool. Due le Quartz. Duel Jewel. Eagles. Eastern Youth. Edwin McCain. EL*KE. Electric Light Orchestra. Ellegarden. Elton John. Elvis Presley. Emerson, Lake and Palmer. Eminem. Enya. Epica. Eric Clapton. Eric Johnson. Europe. Evanescence. Eve of Destiny. eX-Girl. Fairy Fore. Family Guy. Fastball. Fear Cult. Fergie. Final Fantasy VII music. Finger Eleven. Fiona Sit. A Flock of Seagulls. Flogging Molly. FLOW. Flyleaf. Foghat. Foreigner. Fort Minor. The Foundations. Frank Sinatra. Franz Ferdinand. The Fray. Funker Vogt. Gackt. Gary Numan. the GazettE. Genitorturers. Gerard Presgurvic. The Gerogerigegege. Gerry Rafferty. Gipsy Kings. Girugamesh. Glay. GO!GO!7188. Godsmack. Goethes Erben. Golden Earring. Golf & Mike. Goo Goo Dolls. GoreBastard. Grand Funk Railroad. Great White. Green Day. The Green Leaves. Group X. GS-Screamer. The Guess Who. Guitar Wolf. Guniw Tools. Guns N' Roses. Gwen Stefani. Haddaway. Hearts Grow. Helium Vola. Helltown. Hi-STANDARD. hide. HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR. HIM. Hirai Ken. Hoobastank. Hootie & the Blowfish. HUSKING BEE. Hyde. In Flames. Indica. Iron Maiden. James Blunt. Jamosa. Janne Da Arc. Jarrydn. Jefferson Airplane. Jermaine Stewart. Jet. Jethro Tull. Jimi Hendrix. Jimmy Buffett. John Legend. Journey. Judas Priest. Justin Timberlake. Kagerou. Kagrra,. Kansas. Kanye West. KAT-TUN. Kelleher. Kepple, Clark, Woods and Townshend. The Killers. Kim Jong Kook. Kim Jung Hoon. The Kinks. Kiss. Kitaro. Kittie. The Knack. Korn. Kozi. Kreator. Kyo (Band). Kyo (of Dir en grey). Kyosuke Himuro. L'Arc~en~Ciel. Lacrimosa. Lacuna Coil. LAST ALLIANCE. The Laziest Men on Mars. Lead. Led Zeppelin. Linkin Park. Lit. Lita Ford. Living Colour. LMNT. Lordi. Loudness. Love Psychedelico. Lucia Micarelli. Luna Sea. Lyle Workman. lynch. Lynyrd Skynyrd. m-flo. M.O.V.E. Malice Mizer. Manau. Marilyn Manson. Matchbox Twenty. Maximum the Hormone. MC Hammer. Megadeth. Metalcan. Metallica. Metronome. Michael Angelo Batio. Michael Jackson. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. mihimaru GT. Mika. Mike Meyers. Mindless Self Indulgence. MINMI. The Misfits. Missile Innovation. Mission UK. Miss Monday. Miyavi. Moi dix Mois. MONKEY MAJIK. Monty Python songs. Moo Ga Dang. The Moody Blues. Motley Crue. Motorhead. Mr. Children. MUCC. My Chemical Romance. N'Sync. Nana Kitade. Nanase Aikawa. Nat King Cole. Nazareth. Negative. Nell. Night Ranger. Nightmare. Nightwish. Nine Inch Nails. Nintendo. Nirvana. Nitro. No Doubt. No Regret Life. O-Zone. The Offspring. Olivia Lufkin. ONE OK ROCK. One Republic. Onmyo-za. ORANGE RANGE. OTEP. The Outlaws. Ozaki Yutaka. Ozzy Osbourne. Pantera. Papa Roach. Park Ji Yoon. Parokya Ni Edgar. Pearl Jam. PENPALS. Perfume. PIERROT. The Pillows. Pink Floyd. Plastic Tree. Poison. The Police. POLYSICS. Porno Graffiti. Prince. The Producers. Puddle of Mudd. Qntal. Queen. Queensryche. Quiet Riot. Rammstein. Ratt. Ray Charles. Razed in Black. Red Hot Chili Peppers. REM. The Remains. Renter en Soi. Rick Astley. Ricky Martin. Rie fu. Right Said Fred. Rob Zombie. Roisin Murphy. The Rolling Stones. Rose Royce. Rosetta Stone. Run&Gun. Rush. RYTHEM. S.K.I.N. Saliva. Sambomaster. Samsas Traum. Sandy Fox. Santana. Schwarz Stein. The Scorpions. See Saw. Seether. Seikima-II. Sevendust. Sex Machineguns. Shadows Fall. SHAKA LABBITS. Shakkazombie. She Wants Revenge. Shiina Ringo. Shonen Knife. Simon and Garfunkel. Sir Mix a Lot. Sixx:A.M. Skid Row. Slayer. Slick Idiot. Smash Mouth. Smile Empty Soul. Snowkel. SOFT BALLET. Soft Cell. Sonic music. SOUL'd OUT. Sowelu. Spineshank. Spitz. Spread Beaver. Steely Dan. Stephen Lynch. Steppenwolf. Steve Miller Band. Steve Perry. Steve Vai. Stevie Ray Vaughn. Styx. Subway to Sally. Sum 41. Supertramp. Survivor. Switchblade Symphony. System of a Down. Talking Heads. Tantric. Taproot. Tarja. Tarot. Ted Nugent. The Temptations. TETSU69. Thee Michelle Gun Elephant. Therion. Thin Lizzy. Third Eye Blind. Three Days Grace. TM Revolution. Tokyo Jihen. Tokyo Yankees. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers. Tommy Heavenly6. Traffic. The Trammps. Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Trapt. The TRAX. Triumph. Turbo. Twisted Sister. TWO-MIX. U2. Unearth. Utada Hikaru. UVERworld. V.I.C. Van Halen. Velvet Revolver. Vidoll. w-inds. Wang Lee Hom. Warrant. WaT. The Weather Girls. Weird Al Yankovic. The White Stripes. White Town. The Who. William Hung. Within Temptation. World's End Girlfriend. Wu Yue Tian. X-Japan. Xiah Junsu. Yellow Magic Orchestra. Yes. Yngwie Malmsteen. Yoshida Brothers. Yoshiki. Young Jeezy. YUI. Zeni Geva. ZI:KILL. Zilch.

Movies:



The 40 Year Old Virgin.
The American Pie Series.
The Austin Powers Trilogy.
Dir en grey Tour 04: Code of VULGAR[ism].
Grandma’s Boy.
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.
Kamikaze Girls.
The Labyrinth.
Metallica: Some Kind of Monster.
Metallica: S&M Concert.
Metallica: The Videos.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Monty Python and the Life of Brian.
Moon Child.
The Naked Gun Series.
A Night At The Roxbury.
Pirates of the Caribbean.
The Producers.
Robin Hood: Men In Tights.
The Rush Hour Trilogy.
The Saw Series.
Silence of the Lambs.
SuperBad.
Waiting.
Wedding Crashers.

Television:



Boy Meets World.
The Colbert Report.
Family Guy.
Family Matters.
Futurama.
King of the Hill.
Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Scrubs.
South Park
That 70’s Show.

Books:



Anything written by Shakespeare, ee cummings, Dr. Suess, or Edgar Allan Poe. Yes.

Any book written about Metallica.

Any book that is about any other band I love.
Anything “Calvin and Hobbes” by Bill Watterson. Anything “Farside” by Gary Larson.

Heroes:



Rachel Vickers.
Matt Harris.
Jonah Heim.
Matthew James Starr Dorman.
King Chrismo.
Angie Littlefield.
Megan Carlin.
Courtney Vargas.
Fe Krauß
Caleb Baker.
Josh Hildebrandt.
Phil.
Ino.
Ryan Smith.
Vince.
Lisa.
Mary Cottingham Dorman.
Schnappi.
And all of my other lovely friends.
I love all of you more than you can ever imagine. :)

Metallica, you’re my constant inspiration, to this day.

And to myself, keep on hanging in there, man. I am my own hero.

The sexiest hero of all time:

Shinya. :D

Even sexier than the sexiest hero of all time~~~

My Blog

Concert tours I think should happen..

I've been thinking about these things for a while.. and in some (every) case, discussing them with other people. I thought I'd write them down so I won't forget, and so you guys could see. *yawns* &nb...
Posted by Master on Fri, 09 May 2008 12:28:00 PST

List of musicians that Im pretty sure are gay. Yes. Here it is. :D

Stop hiding, boys! Billy Idol, lead singer of Billy Idol. Brad Whitford, rhythm guitarist of Aerosmith. C.C. Deville, guitarist of Poison. Daron Malakian, guitarist of System of a Down. ...
Posted by Master on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:59:00 PST

Extended Profile.

Okay, so, my profile was way too long. I needed to fix that. But I still like what I wrote, and the time I spent writing it, so for your viewing pleasure, here it all is, as it was before, in a blog! ...
Posted by Master on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:25:00 PST

More Heroes of Mine. Don’ take this too seriously. Haha.

Agent Smith. For revealing to the world that humans are viruses.Alex, from Grandma's Boy. For maintaining smoking pot and playing videogames in the same life. Skill.Andy, the 40 Year Old Virgin. ...
Posted by Master on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 11:11:00 PST