I'd like to meet:
People that are cool, L.C., Fidel Castro, Joe Dirt, Flava Flave, Mr. Kravitz's dad, Walt Disney, Jack Daniels, Paul Revere, Wilson, B. B. King, Dr. Spock, Nancy Kerrigan, Kordel Stewart, Stalin, Jerry Lewis, J. F. K., New York, Hottie, and Red Oyster from Flava of Love
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--Info--
Name:: DOG
Nicknames:: Chris, Christopher, Mr Lysaght
Birthplace:: A Hospital
Current Location:: Monroeville
Hair Color:: Brown
Eye Color:: Green
Height:: 5'10
Weight:: 190 lbs
Tatoos?:: Zip
Piercings?:: Zilch
Overused Phrase:: Can I have a Miller Lite bottle, please, and two jagerbombs
--Your--
Bedtime:: grown ass men don't have bedtimes
Best Physical Feature:: I got a phat ass
Most Embarassing Moment:: DAD (Drunk ass DOG)
Most Missed Memory:: NES
First Thought When You Wake Up:: Should I call off????
Weakness:: Kryptonite
Best Friends:: My DOG pound
Goal For The Year:: Make more cake then Duncan Hienes
Greatest Fears:: The man upstairs
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King...: BK
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: Iced
Chocolate or Vanilla...: Twist
Water or Milk...: Milk
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: Hot Choc
Hugs or Kisses...: Hugs are for friends and Kisses lead to the sack
Cats or Dogs...: DOG and my cat Tig
Summer or Winter...: Summer
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: Comedies
Love or Money...: I love Money,
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: Green
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: Who cares
Perferred Hair Color:: not worried
Short Hair or Long Hair...: Ummm sounds good
Perferred Height:: not a midget or giant
Perferred Weight:: Less than me
Looks or Personality...: I need both
Hot or Cute...: depends
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: not fat
--Favs--
Number:: 1
Food:: Pizza
Type of Music:: Hip Hop Classic Rock
Candy:: No thanks
Color:: Blue
Animal:: Liger
Drink:: Miller Lite bottle
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: Cans, front and back
Movie:: Grandmas Boy
Past Time:: Scraping folks in Madden
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: No
Smoked?: currently
Been Beaten Up?: sure
Bullied Someone?: probaly
Skinny Dipped?: sure
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: yeah, I just got done with a heated game of Spin the Bottle
Toliet Papered Someones House?: Yeah boy! Just yesterday
Played Poker W/ Money?: Isn't that the only wasy to play?
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: Na
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: Nope
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: Nope
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: Yeah, It always works out though;)
Went Camping?: Yessir
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: I'm a mans man, of course
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: Na
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: I think
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: yup
Danced In The Rain?: nope
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: Ha ha ha ha no!
Been On Stage?: I'm always on stage
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: Don't think
Been To A Nude Beach?: nope
Cursed In Church?: Don't remember the last time I went to church
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: Yeah, It ruined my reputation
Burnt Yourself?: Yup
Been Dumped?: Yup
Dumped Someone?: Nope, I like to make them dump me, it makes them feel like they got one up on me......little do they know it's a doggy dog world
Been In Love?: Yeah
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: Yeah
Wanted To Be A Model?: Nope
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: nope
Bought Lottery Tickets?: yess
Made Out In A Car?: Yes whenever I don't got any hotel dough
Cried During A Movie?: Lion King
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: Isn't that one of the 7 deadly sins?
Made Love On The Beach?: Nope , but I nailed
Shoplifted?: sure
Seen Someone Shoplift?: sure
Hung Up On Someone?: All the time
Yelled At Your Pet?: Yeah it makes me feel superior
Gotten Seasick?: nope
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: nope
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: I actually look for places that sell thongs and wait til a hot cashier comes along
Stalked Someone?: Stalking is some sort of crime
Had A Stalker?: Yeah
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: yes
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: yessss
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: F no
Protested?: Nope
Been To An Island?: In the turtle creek
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: hunger?
Screamed In A Library?: no, I'd probaly get mobbed by all of the regulars
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: Yeah, but after that they were no longer strange
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: The best way
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: Don't care
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: I'm a beertender, YES
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: YUP,I'm an Irish Bastard
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: That is my signature
Threw Up In School?: faked
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: yup
Wore Something You Hated?: sure
Wore Something To Match Someone?: me no think so
Been To A Luau?: nope
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: all the time
Been On TV?: Not sure
Been Outta The Country?: nope
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: Can't help it bitches love the dog
Won A Pool Game?: That's all I do , come see me and bring your wallet
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: Yeah once , seriously only once
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: Yup, and passed the sobriety test, fuck Mr. Baine!
Dieted?: Diet Pepsi, Marlboro Lights, and Miller Lite, that's the 3 step program
Had An Eating Disorder?: Yeah the munchies
Cheated On Your Other?: Not the current one
Been Cheated On?: Yeah, it feels real good, and that's why I love bitches
Been Paid To Date Someone?: nah I'm not that pimp
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: I hope so
Tanned Topless?: Tanning is for fairies
Been Strip Searched?: Not strip
Been On A Plane?: yup
Been On A Cruise?: no
Been Pantsed In Public?: Is that D.P.'d?
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: It is my weapon of choice
Broke Someone's Heart?: With my five figers of death, Kill Bill style
Sung In The Shower?: Na
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: No, everything is worth it
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: Nope i'm perfect
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: Yup
Been Walked In On While Showering?: I'm sure
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: nope
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: yesir when I was like 13
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: Nope
Been In Detention?: I had a lot of them probaly only did like 10 though
Feel Off A Roof?: No
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: shhhhh! that's how I get it.
Been In A Wreck?: Yup
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: nope
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: I would put a bunch of stuff in the toilet and say that i puked
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: Fake Gangsters do fake things
Been Shot?: Not with a real gun
Had A Water Gun War?: Yup
Been Arrested?: I think so, can't remember
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: yup
Country You Wanna Visit:: Europe
Way You Wanna Die:: happy
Like Thunderstorms?: yeah
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: yup
R U A Health Freak?: nope
U Think Ur Attractive?: HOT sicker than ya average
Do You Believe In Yourself?: yes
Wanna Get Married?: yes
Wanna Go To College?: again ...sure
Shower Daily?: sure
Want Kids?: yup
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: On my honeymoon
Do U Hate Anyone?: um no
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: this is a gay question
Do You Think You Can Sing?: gay
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: Not without me goggles
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: not yet
Can You Whistle?: yes
Can You Walk In High Heels?: don't be gay
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: nope
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: depends
Can You Multitask?: My fortee
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: no
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: no, my num chucks take up too much room
Do You Spit?: yup
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: yup
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: a million more wishes
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: Polo Sport,Eternity, Gio
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: whatever
What's Your Favorite Scent?: skunk
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: Nope
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