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Jay

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm like Jerry Garcia and Stone Cold Steve Austin driving a big rig through ancient Egypt on the wrong side of the road. Nah, I'm more like a vaudeville knifefight in a fancy restaurant. That's not it either. I'm junk mail from the nightmares of a dying muppet? My metaphor and simile generator seems to be fucking up again.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Frankenstein, L Ron Hubbard, and Jack Chick, all at the same time. Also, other people.

My Blog

Soothing Fantasies of Senseless Violence.

When you turn the dark corners of your psyche, you are bound to be shocked by what you find. I turned that corner. I looked a particular demon in the face. It all became clear to me, and now I must s...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:25:00 GMT

I always wanted to be an evangelist...

So I'm at home watching "Jesus Camp" on TV the other night. Having spent the early part of my childhood attending a Foursquare Full Gospel Church meant that few surprises awaited me. You gotta love t...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:32:00 GMT

Yuletide yadda yadda

T'was the night before xmas Well, the night before that Ho ho ho and All of that crap Desperate shoppers At Wal Mart and such Parking lots full of Mini vans and trucks To be filled with presents And ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:23:00 GMT

Out of nowhere... A Story.

Once there was a clever young man, who couldn't come up with an idea for his blog. "It's been so long since I messed with it", he thought. "I wonder if anyone would even read it at this point?" He st...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:23:00 GMT

What the hell I have been up to, anyway.

Not much, really. Where to begin? We didn't qualify for NAC (sadicus). After a long break, we (that we being Black Leaf) have started getting ready to play some gigs in the next month or so. Geeze, th...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 20:51:00 GMT

Happy Cinco De Mayo


Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 18:06:00 GMT

Ironic, but I think thats the point...


Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:03:00 GMT

2007 OKC LQ tryout results.

It was a hard tryout this year, and I think we have the best team we have ever had. Hopefully we will get some home cooking going on in our maze since we have regionals going on here this time around....
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:21:00 GMT

Four years later.

A timeline of the Iraq War. 
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:43:00 GMT

Dear would-be webcam girls,

Hi there. I'm honored, I suppose, that you have chosen to bestow on me the opportunity to be your MySpace friend as well as providing me a link to your for-pay pornography service. The information age...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:44:00 GMT