my name is beverly, but for some reason all those little jekrs call me grandma. im pretty damn old and cant remember most peoples names. i enjoy calling everyone i meet "honey" or "andrew", i also like to clean the lunch tables with bleach and amonia mixed together and then brag about it to every one. i love to hang out in the cafiteria and and smile at little kids beacuse it freaks them out, i also love to flirt with these to hunks named Adam legler (even though i call him andrew all the time beacuse i have short term memory loss) and Drew kohler (even though his hair reminds me of a burning cat). and they both pull pranks on me all the time and i secretly want to bang them. theres also this ass wealse named matt tyma and just between you and me i think he is deffinatly on steroids and is about as small as a hermit crab in the pants. some people have said that i remind them of a teenage mutant niga turtle but i dont know why, its probly beacuse im so damn scary when i smile. i've lived inside of the middle school for over 20 years and i sleep in the basement so i have absolutley no idea what the out side world is like so i expect everyone to leave me thousands of comments!!!!!!!!!! Layout by, OhMySpace.com Get Paid 2 Take Surveys
