Perfect Mate |
perfect Mate ; If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section
..Then buy a dog.If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simp... Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:03:00 GMT |
Linus Christmas |
Charlie Brown finds himself depressed at Christmas time, searching for the true meaning of the holiday amidst the glitz and commercialism of the modern age. He finds his answer in the passage below:
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Don't Drink |
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a
fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a gallo... Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 17:50:00 GMT |
Joke for Today |
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoonwith her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left he told herthat he did not have any cash with him, but he would h... Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 17:47:00 GMT |
Really Bad Break Up /Don't date Scott's exgirlfriend |
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Jokes for today 6-22-2006 |
Three women all worked in the same office with the> same female boss. > >Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. > > > >One day the girls decided that, when the boss left,> they would leave >... Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:53:00 GMT |
Other Sign |
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Sign |
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