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Jess............

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About Me

I am Jess.
So, you’ve ventured this far. Well, what can I say…..well done. Now if you care to read on you’ll encounter a pointless summary of the human being I am. I’m not promising an interesting, objective description of myself. But I’ll do my best to keep it sweet, simple and painless, with, perhaps a bit of sarcastic humour tossed in for good measure.
Read away…..
I am an 18-year-old child living the life of a feckless, immature and irresponsible student in the fine city of Edinburgh. I’m currently “studying” Interior Architecture at the institution (glorified polytechnic) of Napier “University”. It’s not really where I want to be, but it will have to do. For now.
I used to live in a small, dead end town called Alloa. My friends and ourselves tried our best to better ourselves and get out whilst we could. My condolences go out to all those who didn’t make it and where left behind. And a congratulating nod to all those who did escape.
These days I spend my time wallowing in free time. It’s not a bad life assuming you’ve gotten all the tasks and such you were meant to do out of the way.
I want to be an Architect. Im on a course that masquerades as semi-Architectural but is NOT at all what I should be doing. After realising my error I now have the task of trying to rectify it before I get too old, too apathetic and too poor. Please take me ECA!!!!
I know many people and think highly of all my friends and acquaintances (you know who you are) and try my best to stay in contact with them all. Whether in Glasgow, Alloa, Stirling or here in the Burgh I’ll come see you anytime.
This coming year I am sharing a flat with the fabulous and irrepressible Johnathon and Maeve. We will have the BEST time- I predict. But I won’t be forgetting the original flat 4 crew- brilliant fun has been had by all this year….sorry about the mess.
And then there’s that guy who doesn’t ever stop talking. He’s a decent chap though. So I won’t hold it against him. Peter.
It seems this is about all I can say.
Oh dear.
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My Interests


*BANTER
*ACCIDENTAL EVERYDAY LIFE COMEDIES
*FRIENDS
*RANDOMNESS
*GIGS
*PARTIES
*MOVIES
*COMEDIES
*MUSIC
*BEADS
*ART STUFF
*REMNISCENCE
*BEING SILLY font

I'd like to meet:


People with similar interests. people who im already friendly with but would like to get to know better.

Comment away...damn you!
How can something innocent turn into something so wrong- watch and see what i mean. Best song ever though!!!! Well- most halarious!

Music:

Pretty much anything rock/ metal/ punk. I say anything- i mean a variety of things.

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Movies:

Consider all genres of film.....
Then subtract anything similar to "Bring it on", "Save the last dance", "Jeepers Creepers", Gangster films, music films....you get the jist.
To be honest i like so many things- trashy horror and Rom Coms....strange

Television:

The Mighty Boosh:
"A sizzling bitch
that rapes itself"!

COMEDY IS MY LIFE!!!
+The Mighty Boosh
+South Park
+Father Ted
+Spaced
+Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
+Black Books
+Peep Show
+Family Guy/ American Dad

+Johnathon Creek
+Dr Who
+Top Gear
+The League of Gentlemen
+Malcolm in the Middle
+Futurama
+The simpsons
+The osbournes
+Still game
+Blackadder
+Look Around You
+Chewing the fat
+Red Dwarf
+You've been framed (lol)
+Have i got news for you
+Never Mind the Buzzcocks
+Saxondale
+I'm Alan Partridge
+Brass Eye
+The IT crowd
+Shooting Stars
+Kath and Kim
+Futurama
+The Office
+Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
+Salad Fingers
+Bear Grylls- born survivor
+Diognosis Murder
+Arthur
+Original Power Rangers
+Bikermice from Mars/ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/ Street Sharks...
+Ren and Stimpy
+etc. etc. etc
COMEDIANS:
+Monty Python
+Billy Connolly
+Bill Bailey
+Ricky Gervais
+Ross Noble
+Johnny Vegas
+Peter Kay
+Jack Dee
+Lee Evans
+David Mitchell
+Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt
+Pam Ann
+Billy Connelly
+Chris Morris
+Steve Coogan

Books:

Metal Hammer/ Rock sound- on occasion. And of course EVERYONE likes to read MORE- purveyors of filth.
Lord of the Flies/ Harry Potter/ Lord of the Rings/ One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest/ The Hobbit......these are the most recent books ive read- during my time at school. haha

Heroes:

no body really. although 'mums are heroes'! (Celebrity is the cancer of modern society)

My Blog

I love stereotypes

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Posted by Jess.disco dancing with the rapists on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:34:00 PST

And so....it begins

Ah. Finally we've left the big red/orange/brown brick pile of rubbish called Alloa Academy.  Though quite glad at being rid off all the little arsehole Neds (one of which thought it'd be halariou...
Posted by Jess.disco dancing with the rapists on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:16:00 PST

A sphinter says what?

HA HA YOU BASTARD! camping 2006! what will be the camping song? can it beat last years I Presict a Riot by the Kaiser Cheifs? only the campers will find out.   Seriously- im deisabled. i was gett...
Posted by Jess.disco dancing with the rapists on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 05:17:00 PST

Post-Camping- we did not die (surprisingly)

Thank you pot noodle- for you gave me strength when i most needed it, with your warm, watery and- dare i say- tasty delights whilst isolated in the wilderness we call SHERRIF MUIR!  Some called u...
Posted by Jess.disco dancing with the rapists on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Most Eventful Week of My life

Usually summer is sooooooooo boring, nothing happens, you sit in your house or lie in bed bored out your mind after all the money has been spent and theres nothing to do.  Even though this past w...
Posted by Jess.disco dancing with the rapists on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Exams are over and im extreeeeeeeeeeeemly glad!

Finished my exams, definitely failed chemistry, almost definetely failed english, passed maths by a reasonable margin, and art and graph comm... thats your lot. im away to fritter away my youth and ea...
Posted by Jess.disco dancing with the rapists on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST