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Bryce

boycot, girlcot, e-i-e-i-o

About Me

i'd rather be a middle aged writer than a middle aged rapper.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/12/2004
Band Website: baberkowitz.blogspot.com/
Influences: michael chabon, larry david, david sedaris, jay-z, the kooks.
Sounds Like: The world must be all fucked up when men travel first class and literature goes as freight. -gabriel garcia marquez
Record Label: imbecile
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

my walk home

*I don't care for small talk unless it's witty, I don't care for people unless they can further me as a person through inspiration and love.   Out into the gray, out into the world, out into th...
Posted by Bryce on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 11:45:00 PST

an excerpt from a much longer piece...

*This story is in no way close to being finished...i just wanted to post something...Malcom boarded the train holding his portfolio in one hand and his head in the other.  Upon entering the aisle...
Posted by Bryce on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:36:00 PST

what the fuck is a kudos?

Seriously?  What the fuck is a kudos on a blog good for?  Maybe I'm missing the great and all empowering function of kudos...am I?  Mostly, I'm just wondering if it serves a purpose.&nb...
Posted by Bryce on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 06:27:00 PST

the way we walked...

kept us beside each other.  she was on my left, and he on my right. as we walked we laughed and told stories, his seemed to quiet us most.  mine made them laugh.  and hers made us cry.&...
Posted by Bryce on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:17:00 PST

What if...

What if&you didn't nibble on the inside of your cheek so much? By: Bryce Aaron Berkowitz   I haven't seen a man cry so much since my second brother died.  I haven't seen an old dvd releas...
Posted by Bryce on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:54:00 PST

iced tea in a bottle (Another Biased POV from me)

Iced Tea in a Bottle By: Bryce Aaron Berkowitz   Pulling up to the pump furthest away from the store, closest to the road, I tried to look at the number on the pillar, five maybe?  Shit....
Posted by Bryce on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:07:00 PST

Playing With Ice Blocks

An Avid Reader Requested More Weird Writing, Preferably Dialogue...I Can't Believe I Took A Writing Request As If I'm A Fucking Disc Jockey.  I Hope This Is What You Wanted, Enjoy.Playing With Ic...
Posted by Bryce on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:42:00 PST

one of my not so proudest moments...

today was awful, and by awful i mean so utterly wrecked that my physical and emotional functions were shot so that my brain couldn't make logical connections to what i normally find very easy.today wa...
Posted by Bryce on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 12:07:00 PST

The Sudoku Tofu Lounge

*i know this story needs work, it's only the first draft.  i just felt like i needed to post something is all...The Sudoku Tofu LoungeBy: Bryce Aaron BerkowitzI woke to the sound of snorting beyo...
Posted by Bryce on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:53:00 PST

I Think She Really Likes Me.

I Think She Really Likes Me. (A comedy) By: Bryce Aaron Berkowitz I don't like to have a wallet in my back pocket when I'm sitting in my wheelchair because it makes me feel lopsided.&nb...
Posted by Bryce on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:26:00 PST