DG- Why don't you give us a history of the band, sort of summarize the band's existence up.
HB-it all started when we got together. then we had our first practice and it was all downhill from there. half of our practices Carlo was too tired to do anything. half of the practices Freddy forgot to wear pants to practice, half of the practices Sean forgot to show up at his own house, and the remaining fraction I played the role as band tyrant/ watchdog. we recorded a demo that sounded like fried socks. there was just always something missing. we played shows, only one of which we didn't completely fuck up. and we always sounded different every time we played for some reason. we never finished vocals on our ep, and we never will. i'd like to hope i can some how subliminally suppress all the memories i've ever had of this band, and hope the same for anyone who had to torture themselves by listening to anything we ever did, except for one song on our last EP, which even though it sounds like every other melodic hardcore band, wasn't all that bad. that one is up. the drumming is off, as you can tell. members went on to play in cat power, sonitus function, mufasa, and the bastard son of gravity. one time we put on a show that got ruined for numerous reasons and now everyone hates us. that time we played what is rumored to be the worst step it up cover of all time. we played a 30 minute intro in which everyone slit their wrists. little did they know they would soon prefer the intro over some of our other songs. but fuck, that terrible show was 0% my fault, so don't hate on me. then we played on last show, which was embarrassing. i dropped 987w4 sticks during our set like usually and failed to hit most of my drums. sean wore a really ugly shirt that day, and carlo fucked something up. freddy was just chillin, he didn't even notice that his bass had a giant komodo dragon on it. sean got kicked out, then we tried to restart with a new singer but it never went anywhere. not wanting to start any more drama about changing members, hunter quit and the band slowly rotted in the molten lava of earth's crust
please, don't ever talk about this band. i know it was fucking miserable. please don't attach any of our names to the horrific band names we had, some which i am too embarrassed to even restate. i think it's safe to say we're worse than that one band that i always make fun of.
-Hunter, in an interview with Dave Grohl from metallica.
