Noodles, guinness and wikipedia.
Our bees make honey, but your flies make shit.
George Gershwin, Velvet Underground, Gang Of Four, Iggy Pop, The Police, Duran Duran, The Slits, Pharcyde, Björk, The Cure, ZZ Top, The Thrills, The Stranglers, Salt-N-Pepa, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, Fishbone, The Raveonettes, XTC, De La Soul, Danger Mouse, Beastie Boys, Chuck Berry, The Chiffons, The Shangri Las, The Shirelles, The Dixie Cups, Nouvelle Vague, Girls Aloud, Jojo, Sugababes, Rihanna, Kelly Rowland, VHS or Peter. mmmmm
Withnail & I, The Importance of Being Earnest, The Breakfast Club, Pulp Fiction, Fear & Loathing, Ferris Bueller, Desparatly Seeking Susan, The Holy Mountain, How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days.
Oscar Wilde, Mervyn Peake, Vladimir Nabokov, Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch.
Beer Bellies.
It's like being pregnent but without the pain.
Because your belly is bigger,
and you have the thing you love in it.