She makes me laugh and smile. She also loves PUFFINS!
Oh dang, I'm pretty crazy and apparently I look like a 13 yr old boy which totally makes the ladies swoon. I'm a fuckin' awesome person. Real amazing. Want to touch me? Be careful you might get hooked, (or Linda might kick your ass, whichever comes first.) If you are on my good side, you may even love me. My best and worst quality is my honesty. I also have a dry sarcastic humor. I get along well with people, but some may not like my upfront bluntness. I'm a chill relaxed person. I can sit around doing nothing and be fine with that, but I reaaally like to go out. Clubs, Shows, Concerts, Bars, Parties, Im down to always go out and meet new people.
I'm a dancing machine that can't dance, but I sure have fun trying. If it wasn't for me being such a whiney cry baby little bitch I'd probably be a real stud. After all I totally got the glatiator muscles to play the part. I also don't mind opening doors and pulling out chairs for the ladies. I enjoy watching people do stupid things to get a reaction, sometimes I even partake in the festivities. I have amazing friends. I think you might even be jealous of them. I totally would be. Vegans need to shut the fuck up and drink some milk. It's good for you, thats how I got so tall. Who cares if blood and puss gets into cows milk, it still taste good with some chocoalte brownies! Speaking of food...
Chicken strips and BBQ sauce.... 3.99
Large Curly fries and buttermilk house sauce.... 2.99
2 tacos from jack in the box.... 0.99
Purging afterwards and still feeling pretty... Priceless
So me and my girls have this real down ass gang that you totally want to check out. The Clits not The Crips!
"hey lover face, hows it goin? you should send me pix of this girl that may or may not have cute hair... and then uhmm maybe not be awkward and tryin to set me up with everyone in your phone book/girls that look like me at clubs. haha i love you brandi. none of my other friends would try and set me up with the entire ie gay community. smooches
J-Ho"
Sorry Furries, I'm taken.
Chomo is totally my favorite.
We enjoy soup kitchens.
Talking Shit.
and laughing about it.