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Snakemaster B

Slipperier than a greased armadilly!!

About Me

What is there to know about me? I'm 26 years old, but look alot more like 19 . . . I also act alot more like 19. I've spent the majority of my life in the cradle of familiarity - now being immersed in things entirely unfamiliar to me, I'm finding the experience to be underwhelming.I have a horrible superiority complex. I have chronic migraines which translates to a chronic attitude problem. If not for excedrine I literally would not be able to function in society.My hobbies are almost exclusively intellectual, but I've dropped college out of boredom more times than I care to recount. I also spend a ton of time actively and follow pursuits of good health, filling in the gaps with incessant chainsmoking and (when possible) drinking to excess almost every day. I hate kissing ass and annoying club music, but work at a beach club. I hate stupid people almost as much as country music, but I (voluntarily) live in the deep south.I'm a gluttonous hedonist in many ways - love, good food, adrenaline, glory, sex, caffeine, aggression, power, nicotine, music, etc; and for some reason purposefully deprive myself of most of these for no reason other than to see what happens.Curiously enough, despite all the contradictions of what I want out of life versus what I allow myself to have - I'm actually quite contented with my existence.

My Interests

Tromping . Most of my hobbies involve the above website. Photography, hiking, kayaking, snorkeling, camping, and all manner of shit like that. I also enjoy manipulating other people to my own benefit, and destroying relationships where I feel it necessary. I'm a computer tech nerd, a writer, a crappy guitar player, an environmentalist, and an argumentative bastard. I enjoy fist-fighting and grappling, super-high places, the dark, cooking excellent meals, decorating my apartment, video games, being outside in wicked thunderstorms, doing everything I do better than everyone else, being romantic, building things, making people cry, and about a million other things. I'm interested in and enjoy almost everything that could possibly be interesting.

I'd like to meet:

People I can have interesting conversations with every day. Not polite small-talk, not the southern "talking for no fucking reason about nothing" conversation everyone I bump into seems to want to engage in - actually connecting with another person on a level that interests me.I want to meet someone who impresses me - who surprises and impresses me without me having to force it. Most people (if not everyone i meet) are so predictable it makes me fucking sick. I'd like to meet someone with their own mind for once.I also want more than anything to meet an amazing woman.