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' Viva La JOHN '

i smell cheese...

About Me



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| Dane Cook-Atheist & Catholics

My Interests

musix(can't live w/out it), arts, writing, nature, sunset(soo fookin romantic), ps2, supes stuffs,diamondboyz!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Supes.....,KRISTEN KREUK(=P~~*) incubus guyz,Chuck,chris pontius,steve- O,knoxville,bam margera,cky guyz,don vito,uncle sam,that jarred dude from subway commercials,bj?rk(My GoddEss...),ron jeremy,hugh hefner,adam corolla,jimmy kimmel,dave chappelle,EVA LONGORIA(hOT!!)Cheech nd Chong,Trey Parker,Matt Stone,william hung,MAYA RUDOLF (ggggoooodddd!!!!!),the dude who founded girls gone wild,the succubus that sexually molest me every freakin night,roxbury guys nd Mangoo(katan nd ferrell),LUCY LIU(GODDAYMN!!!!),Smeagol,KATIE HOLMES(two wordz..THE GIFT!!!!)The teenage mutant ninja turtles,master splinter,The Oracle,Lennon nd McCartney,MiSs KYLIE MINOGUE(Gggrrrr....)cArtmAn(Respect my authoritah!!!!),stan,kyle,kenny,timmy nd jimmy,mr.hankey,Chef,Mr.Garrison and Mr.slave (Oh....jesusth christth!!!!!)Mr.Mackey(Drugs are bad mMmkAy...),Beavis nd Butt-head,spongebob,courage,eustace(STUPID DOG!!!!!)RACHAEL LEIGH COOK (yUmMy!!!!!),Fabio,The Fab Five,Gary And Ace(The Ambingiously Gay Duo),The rock,Special Edd(I gOt mAil yEy!!!!),Optimus Prime,He-Man nd battle cat,KITANA BAKER (miller lite gurl..Damn she's hot...)Emeril lagasse,Dr.Hannibal Lecter(HeLLo Clarice...HOLY CRAP!!!),Agent Smith,ELISHA CUTHBERT(....)Lt.Jim Dangle of reno 911,TyLer Durden(hE'll beat the livin crap outta you!),that fine waitress from hooters sanfo, minds behind The Piramid,Stonehenge,Sphynx,Taj Mahal,The Moai Statues,The Eiffel Tower,Crop Circles...and Ahhh,,Hmmm..you!!,,ya yOu!!!

Music:

incubus(best band in the whole freakin world!!!!), time lapse consortium, oasis, beatles, 311, bjork, 30 seconds to mars, Sigur Ros, hoobastank, coldplay, Dave Matthews Band, John Mayer, Jason Mraz, All American Rejects, Maroon5, Audiovent, Foo Fighters, Wes Borland, Linkin Park, Chili Peppers, No Doubt, Papa Roach, Rage Against The Machine, Audioslave, koRn, Outkast, N.E.R.D., Beastie Boys, System of a Down, deftones, GNR(the original Guns), Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Blind Melon, Led Zeppelin, Velvet Revolver, Metallica, Nirvana, Sabbath, BLUR, Jamiroquai, My Cemical Romance, Justin Timberlake(WHAT?!?!), Craig David, Portishead, Massive Attack, Perfect Circle, Trapt, Greenday, The Killers, Damien Rice, Jamie Cullum, The Police, Sting, The Cure, A-ha, The Commodores, Bee Gees, Prince, U2, Queens of Stone Age, Blink 182, P.O.D., Sugar Ray, Marilyn Manson, Dashboard Confessional, Snoop dogg, Kanye West, JayZ, The Jet, The Stokes, Postal Service,oldskul rock, funk rock, alternative, lounge, jazz, metal, early 90's rock, old slow songs..... i ..m/

Movies:

M.Night Shyamalan flicks,hannibal trilogy,Supes flicks,The Ring,dancer in the dark(this movie made me cry heheh and bj?rk was fookin awesome....she's my goddess!!!!)Jim Carrey flicks,Johnny Depp flicks,Matrix trilogy, star wars,LOTR trilogy,The Shining,Mike Myers flicks,Will Ferrell flicks, Adam Sandler flicks,At first sight,Troy,Fight Club, SAW!!!....bsically im a dude who loves watching Horror(i luv scary movies),Mystery(twisted endings are fookin awesome!!!!),Suspense,Comedy,Sci-Fi movies....(yeah dude!!!!)

Television:

Chappelle Show, southpark, wwe wrestling, wildboyz, Beavis and Butthead, jackass, real time with bill maher, viva la bam, Rescue me, Simpsons,Crank yAnkers, Reno911, CourAge, Spongebob,the family guy, Emeril live, Iron Chef, MXC(Takeshi's castle...dont get eliminated!!!!hehehehe), insomniac with dave attell, The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart, Whose line is it anyway?, Mtv, Vh1, Mtv2, FUSE, Jay Leno, Conan O'brien, Discovery, History, Espn Sportscenter, Local nEws, Insider..........californiananaah!!
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| mrsantos'spageisthesh*t.com

Books:

white fluffy clouds,da vinci code

Heroes:

my inay nd my itay,Supes,Eric Cartman, Tyler Durden and Jesus Christ /

My Blog

chocolate rain

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Posted by ' Viva La JOHN ' on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 09:35:00 PST

incubus...07/14/2007 - Greek Theatre,Berkeley

Setlist: Quicksand A Kiss To Send Us Off Wish You Were Here Anna Molly Pistola Vitamin Talk Shows On Mute Love Hurts Drive Megalomaniac Sick Sad Little World Oil and Water Dig Encore: The Warmth 11 AM...
Posted by ' Viva La JOHN ' on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:14:00 PST

My D*ck in the box...

chrstms,brthday,anvrsry.....Here's my dick in the box!!!! ...
Posted by ' Viva La JOHN ' on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:37:00 PST

final fantasy VIII ending...

one of the best games that ive ever played...the ending is tyte nd i like the song(whhhaaaaaat?!?!?!)jaypizzlespageistheshit.com...
Posted by ' Viva La JOHN ' on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:04:00 PST

drop it like its hot....

jaypizzlespageistheshit.com...
Posted by ' Viva La JOHN ' on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:36:00 PST

red keeper sandals.......they look like jesus sandals..

jaypizzlespagesistheshit.com...
Posted by ' Viva La JOHN ' on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:26:00 PST

The rides over..did you enjoy yer self??

lookin at the sky sittin here and wondering why why am I here and whats next... next to this crappy life of mine. watching other people pass by  and thinking "yup,this is life" life with every...
Posted by ' Viva La JOHN ' on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why megalomaniac......why???????

before nobody gives a damn who incubus is.....before im like....ey dood dyou know this song by incubus.....their gonna be like,,,who in the blue hell is incubus?!?!?!?!...but after they release their ...
Posted by ' Viva La JOHN ' on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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april 21......happy incubus day you guyz....celebrte this day by lstening all yer incubus albums hella loud nd wear yall incubus shirts all day long......INCUBUS RULEZ,INCUBUS RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by ' Viva La JOHN ' on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST