i want to flat iron the wrinkles out of your dick... |
mental note: black raspberry and vanilla hand soap does not taste as good as it's title would lead you to believe...
Posted by stupid ethan on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:15:00 PST |
pussy bites... |
as i was finishing up my workout today, i put on the A’s game since boston was in town...and i lay on my yoga mat half-heartedly doing my crunches i see a special little something on the tv that...
Posted by stupid ethan on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:14:00 PST |
tending the penis farm... |
well hellooo miss janet...isn't she just the loveliest specimen of gender confusion?...pardon me as i hump my computer screen...*unF* *unF* *unF*...
Posted by stupid ethan on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:44:00 PST |
fun with plagiarism... |
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: [R]ebel RouserDate: Jan 29, 2008 3:34 AM1. Name something you use in the shower?chainsaw2. Name something a football player wears under his un...
Posted by stupid ethan on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:30:00 PST |
we were caught in the act, just my goat and i...and a bowl of portuguese eggs... |
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think...
Posted by stupid ethan on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:54:00 PST |
your forehead smells like balls... |
as i sat watching 'bring it on: all or nothing' (yes, ethan is sadly addicted to the 'bring it on' movies) i wondered to myself "what is it like to live the life of a cheerleader?"...i've never really...
Posted by stupid ethan on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 08:42:00 PST |
names for your vagina that start with ’L’... |
lick-me-pleaselip jeanslips between the hipslove lipslove locklove lockerlove locketlove sandwichlove socketlove pocketlove mittenlove tunnel
Posted by stupid ethan on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:44:00 PST |
so i slapped him in the forehead with the convex of my spoon... |
i think there's a requirement for all my neighbors in this complex that whoever manages to snag the parking space across from my car is contractually obligated to PARK LIKE A FREAKING IDIOT!...HOW HAR...
Posted by stupid ethan on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:01:00 PST |
i name my sports bras after california state prisons... |
recently i've noticed that there seems to be a common trend when boys who can't really dance, try to do so...there is an almost obligatory position their bodies assume and as i see their hands raise t...
Posted by stupid ethan on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:23:00 PST |
i can’t stop laughing at dead puppies... |
Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse ...
Posted by stupid ethan on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:29:00 PST |
