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Mrs. Fernandez

He asked, and I said: YES! YES! YES! YES!

About Me

Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
I drink my coffee black and read my books in trilogies...
...my three fave words: ishkabibble. crazzlefrat. snarkastic...it's like living in the jabberwocky...
I didn't realize it was possible to fall in love with the same person, over and over and over and over...
...Sisters don't need words.
They have perfected a language of snarls
and smiles and frowns and winks - expressions
of shocked surprise and incredulity and disbelief.
Sniffs and snorts and gasps and sighs...
...I believe that the Bible started out as a game of Mad Libs.....
...I reveal too much too soon. I’m emotionally slutty...
...E-mail is a return to the romantic days of letter writing. It's pure Dickens....
...attraction is not a choice....
...we read to know we are not alone...
...Homosexuality was invented by a straight world
dealing with its own bisexuality...
...I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it...
...and to make a long story short....I’m just in love.
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The fact is, sometimes it's really hard to walk in a
single woman's shoes. That's why we need really
special ones now and then to make the walk a little
more fun.

Note to self: impulsive definitely does not work for
me.

The most important thing in life is your family. There
are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in
the end, they're the people you always come home to.
Sometimes it's the family you're born into and
sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.

I'd like to meet:


I've already found the love of my life and soulmate...all in the same person! Who would have known?!!!!!!

To quote my Sister: A gentleman in training (they are so far and few between)

I like the skinny, the fat, the short, the tall

faggots, lezzies, dykes, cross-dressers too!

a crew of jews

i need a new best friend...any takers?

Music:


There is no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth, plain and simple.

-Abandoned pools
-America
-Arcanum
-Artic monkeys
-Arid
-Ashlee simpson
-Aterciopelados
-Bad religion
-Basement jaxx
-The Beach Boys
-The Beatles
-Beck
-Bens folds five
-Ben lee
-Benny Goodman
-Better than ezra
-Billie Holiday
-Billy Idol
-Bing Crosby
-Boy kill boy
-Bush
-Café tacuba
-Carole King
-Concrete blonde
-The Coral
-Crucial taunt
-The Dandy Warhols
-Daphne loves derby
-Dean Martin
-Death Cab for Cutie
-The Decemberists
-Depeche mode
-Don Henley
-The Doors
-Duran Duran
-The Eagles
-Edith piaf
-The Editors
-Electric Light Orchestra
-Ella Fitzgerald
-Elton John
-Elvis Presley
-Etta James
-Fiona apple
-Fleetwood mac
-The Foo Fighers
-Frank Sinatra
-Franz Ferdinand
-Frou frou
-Garbage
-Gatsby’s American Dream
-The Good Cheer
-Head Automatica
-The Hives
-The Honorary Title
-Hoobastank
-Hot Hot Heat
-Incubus
-Jack Johnson
-Jamiroquai
-Jars of clay
-Judy garland
-Kaiser Chiefs
-The ilKlers
-Led zepplin
-The Libertines
-Madonna
-The Mars Volta
-Melissa etheridge
-Mellow Drone
-Modern English
-The Moody Blues
-My Chemical Romance
-Neil young
-Neko case
-The New Pornographers
-No Doubt
-Norah jones
-Oasis
-Of Montreal
-Panic! At the disco
-Pat Benatar
-The Perishers
-Perry Como
-Phantom planet
-Pilate
-The Postal Service
-Primitive radio gods
-Queen
-The Raconteurs
-Radiohead
-Red Hot Chili Peppers
-The Remus Lupins
-Rilo Kiley
-Rod Stuart
-The rolling stones
-Roonie
-Rufus Wainwright
-Sarah McLachlan
-Sarah Vaughn
-Scissor sisters
-Shakira
-Sheryl Crow
-The Shins
-Sigur ros
-Silverchair
-Spice Girls
-The Spill Canvas
-The Spinto Band
-The Steve Miller Band
-Stone Temple Pilots
-Stroke 9
-The Strokes
-The Submarines
-Third Eye Blind
-Toad the Wet Sproket
-Tori Amos
-Trepassers Williams
-U2
-Udora
-The Upper Room
-The Used
-The Verve Pipe
-Vin Fiz Flyer
-The Vines
-Vonda Shepard
-The Wallflowers
-Wayne Newton
-Weezer
-White Town
-Yeah yeah yeah’s
........

Movies:


Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens, carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman! German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein, Antoniotti, Bertolucci, Kurosawa, Carmina Burana!

-The Cabinet of Dr.Caligari
-Nosferatu
-Gollum
-The Bicycle Thief
-The Jazz Singer
-Duck Soup
-To the Moon
-Anything by Buster Keaton
-Lost and Delirious
-Say Anything
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off
-Bringing Up Baby
-The Breakfast Club
-Spice World (YES! THAT MOVIE IS HILARIOUS!)
-Tortilla Soup
-What's Cooking?
-Saved
-Garden State
-The Girl With the Pearl Earring
-Whale Rider
-Better than Chocolate
-The Notebook
-Holes
-The Mighty Ducks I, II & III
-The Princess Diaries I & II
-TransAmerica
-The Lord of the Rings I, II & III
-Top Gun
-My Fair Lady
-Rent
-The Reluctant Dragon

Television:


How do you document real life when real life's getting more like fiction each day?

-Gilmore Girls
-Sex and the City
-The O.C.
-House
-Law & Order: SVU
-E.R.
-project runway

Books:


For books are more than books,
they are the life
The very heart and core of ages past,
The reason why men lived and worked and died,
The essence and quintessence of their lives.

I'm a nerd...
-Anne Rice
-world religions
-anything about sexuality
-The Historian
-Fledgling
-Neon Bible
-Dick for a Day
-Transforming a Rape Culture
-Confessions of a Shopholic Series
-A Clockwork Orange
-The Importance of Being of Earnest
-An Ideal Husband
-A Confederacy of Dunces
-The Awakening
-The Picture of Dorian Gray
-Farenheit 451
-anything by Arthur Miller
-The Great Gatsby
-To Kill a Mockingbird
-Animal Farm
-anything Roald Dahl
-The Undomestic Goddess
-P.S. My Cat is Dead
..... I basically love to read.

Heroes:


If you just learn a single trick, Scout, you'll get along a lot better with all kinds of folks. You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view... Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.