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The Money-shot Cinematographer

About Me

I love:

My job
Sleeping
Muh Bass
People

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Pea. Tear. Griffin
Slimer
Animal
The Dude
The Babe
The Dread Pirate Roberts
Thom Yorke
Neil Young
David Crosby's 3rd liver

My Blog

Liquid Courage Vein-Diluted Cancer-Causing Blog

Liquid courage vein dilution, your salvation.Cure the shits by purpously causing them. Hotdog roadblock fails.Shot glass measurement will define social interaction levels.Sun-up-gliterati-shindigs deg...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:28:00 GMT

Beautiful

She is beautiful, and so is the weather.She is beautiful, and so is the plant that will die in the fall.Rose in likeness, face fading with the season, and I am not sad.Winter is long but the summer wi...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:02:00 GMT

Globe

They come with upturned noses, like rhinoceri snarling at threats. And prey is on their minds. They group in front of me like dogs at a corpse, barking their desire and flailing their suburban-mother ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:12:00 GMT

Eire?

I want to stomp in an Irish pub, and spill my pint of beer.Dropkick soundtrack for my motivation. I want to fall for a tall irish ladywith auburn hair and blue eyes to boot.I want rain with my green, ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:24:00 GMT

I had a 'gasm cuz its over 50

Fuckin A.It's spring bitches.  I'm gonna take my pasty ass outside and play some Kan Jam if it don't befront you.  It don't befront me.It's time to resume practiced habits of Spot cold-cups full of Sp...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:25:00 GMT

I got nuthin...

Seriously...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 03:36:00 GMT

This is probably offensive

I walked in late to a movie recently. It was Watchmen.    My buddy sat on a black guy and was like "sorry, didn't see ya there." The rest of the movie was awkward.  All 120 minutes of it. That movie w...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:47:00 GMT

Are you dying like a Hyena on dialysis?

It's been a tough time for me this last year.  So say the Swedes known as Millencollen.  Not sure if they're Swedish or if that's how the band's name is spelled.It doesn't matter, because if i can str...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:52:00 GMT

How is your life today?

So I listen to dicordant sounds.Fuck writing, I want a cigarette. I had something to say, too.  It was epic.  Where is that goddamn lighter?
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:48:00 GMT

You'll all meet on the long road to the middle.

I have been eighteen for seven years now.  I would say twenty one, but for the life of me I can't imagine eighteen without Natural Ice or Bud Light or whatever surfaced at pong parties.Bong parties we...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:07:00 GMT