Uncle Swears

Weird Dream...

Well, I had this weird dream.. where I knew I was dreaming, and just walking through my place (why?? I have forgotten by now), well.. I dreamt that I woke up and could not move a muscle.. and I f...
Posted by Uncle Swears on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:50:00 PST

Song's that I can go without hearing again...

Far Away, Sexyback, Buttons, Collide, Beautiful, London Bridge and Had a Bad day... Thanks more to be added later ...  
Posted by Uncle Swears on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:19:00 PST

Classic...

Well... at a customers house.. and I need to get something from the van... and it's raining pretty good.. like the last 5 hours.. of course it's raining and I don't wanna walk in the rain and I have t...
Posted by Uncle Swears on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 12:20:00 PST

Creed for new millenium, thoughts for '06

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.   Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.   Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Ho...
Posted by Uncle Swears on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:59:00 PST

Survey smurvey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:TommyBirthday:April 7th, 1975- remember thatBirthplace:SacramentoCurrent Location:CarmichaelEye Color:BlueHair Color:BrownHeight:5'9"ishRight Handed or Left Han...
Posted by Uncle Swears on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:56:00 PST

ah hah!

Your Superhero Persona by couplandesqueYour NameSuperhero NameThe Bankruptcy LawyerSuper PowerInvisibilityEnemyTrailer Trash TomMode Of TransportationMechanical BullWeaponCeline Dion AlbumsQuiz crea...
Posted by Uncle Swears on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST