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Evilâ„¢ Returns....

About Me

Who I’am I? Myself. 1st and only.I’m a 19 year old uni student. That is more or less the only thing set in stone, I’m the fall guy, the fool etc, and I love it.I’m whoever I need to be, anytime, anywhere, anyhow, for any reason. ..

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My Interests

Games, bits of TV, the odd anime, nerd stuff, booze and as off late my little toe. Also lying, try it some time on strangers you know your not going to like..people that annoy you, not only will it give you a adrenalin rush, its funny as hell for your friends to watch.q

I'd like to meet:


someone new.

Music:



Black Asylum, Dragline Cartel, Fear Factory, Flyleaf God forbid, Katatonia The Living End Superjebus lacuna coil, Machine Head Men Without Hats Orange Range Presidents of the United States of America Rammstein Red Hot Chili Peppers Rob D Sabaton Scar Symmetry, soilwork, Tenacious D The Offspring The Portal ending song. and im to lazy to list the other few..... just keep the bad rap and emo stuff away plz.

Movies:

Anything made by the genius of Ryan South. 300, Anchorman, Batman Begins, Beavis and Butthead do America , Blackhawk Down, Clerks I and II, Die Hard 1,2,3,4, Dogma, Dylan Moran - Monster, Eddie Izzard, Full Metal Jacket, Gladiator, Hot Shots 1 and 2, interview with a vampire (watching someone dance with a dead body singing is priceless), Jerry Seinfeld Live On Broadway, Mallrats, MI-3 (I hate the others), Robin Williams live on Broadway, Rambo, Saving Private Ryan,Scary Movie 1,2,3 and 4, Serenity, Sin city, Snatch, Starship Troopers, the 6 star wars movies (hey im a nerd i need to like it ), The Bourne Trilogy, The Last Samurai, The Transporter, Underworld..... and tons of others but if it has guns, fighting, ninjas, penguins, sex, starships or a combo of that ill prob like it.....

Television:

American Dad, Band Of Brothers, Bleach, Boston Legal, Drawn Together, Firefly, Heroes, Invader Zim,Kitchen Confidential, Naruto (Japanese version only. The English one makes my ears bleed and eyes disintegrate.), Robot Chicken, Ross Kemp in the 'gan, Scrubs, south park, The Office, both US and Eng, Ultimate Force (season 1 and 2),and a few others...

Books:

bleach, Ciaphius Cain. me in a book. Hours Hersey series I hope they serve cold beer in hell, Rainbow Six, Red Storm Rising, Star Wars – Legacy Star Wars – NJO the tanith books (Scottish ninja assassins with BAGPIPES!)and some others

Heroes:

Dad, churchill, the ghosts of the world, others.

My Blog

Saturday night of nights

What a night. bit of background, from the day before the night before xmas, ive been in a constant state of hungover or drunk.this has been, as far as i can tell, a excellent thing.now onwards,i wake ...
Posted by <insert name here> on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 05:40:00 PST

This sucks

Doomed i tell ya!Seriously, over the last 3 months my luck has been no existent... and today its hit its peak.A short version:Bus was late by 5 min.Therefore missed connecting bus.Lost my train money ...
Posted by <insert name here> on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:50:00 PST

My most awesome thursday ever, Black Cursade 2007

On the 1st, I saw the greatest live act ive seen of all time. Arch Enemy- they where better than I thought they could ever possibly live, Angela Gossow was both awesomely scary and looked amazing at...
Posted by <insert name here> on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:49:00 PST

Yom Kippur inspiration

Ladies and gents, as you may or may not know, my character as a human being has been called into question by a certain individual who has proceeded to blame his..her actions solely on me. That's fine...
Posted by <insert name here> on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:05:00 PST

really bad nation jokes

   i warned you at the title. ..... there terrible yet funny cuz well, my sense of humour is aweful. How many condoms does a Frenchman buy when he buys condoms? 8 - one for each day of t...
Posted by <insert name here> on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:40:00 PST

You know your addicted to star wars when....

You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical collections." Any time you p...
Posted by <insert name here> on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:51:00 PST

Date Rape Warning for...... US!

NOTE: stolen from the guys on the FOW fourms.... aldernest rocks.EVERY male needs to know about this........................... ............................................... -- Police are w...
Posted by <insert name here> on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:20:00 PST

advice from the indians!

An old Cherokee was teaching his grandchildren about life. He said to them, "A battle is raging inside me ... it is a terrible fight between two wolves. One wolf represents fear, anger, envy, sorrow, ...
Posted by <insert name here> on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:26:00 PST

A lesson on french military history.

something i digged up awhile back, not sure where its from, but hey, its true - Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by...
Posted by <insert name here> on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:19:00 PST