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Dax

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

As for affectation, I'm not fond of any kind, but hate literary affectation the worst, because it is more permanent and subversive in its essence. - Howard Phillips Lovecraft

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"I was born a poor black child..." No seriously The Jerk is an all time favorite but no I'm white or caucasian or pale... whatever all I know is I turn red under direct sunlight. I don't know why I am doing this My Space thing... sure I do but it probably will not work.
I'm 35, I'm in the Army, I like my job as I think it takes a certain unique personality to do what a soldier does. Uh... in this present age (an old Chinese curse says "May you live in interesting times") I deal with ridicule and applause from people who don't even know me. Strange to be so popular while remaining nameless and faceless.
I am divorced, happily divorced, with three of what I consider the greatest kids in the world. I wouldn't be a good father if I didn't think that. They are the reason I do good things in this world instead of bad.
I'm now in Kansas (is that pronounced Kin-saw...get it Arkansas...Kansas...ah never mind) so I now know what it feels like once again to be isolated from the rest of the world... meh atleast they have strip clubs (dumb Valdez).
-UPDATE- I'm in Iraq now... it is definitely the place I am supposed to be. Jolly Green Giants roaming the earth and all.-END UPDATE-
It has been two years now since I began this site dedicated to all that is me. It has been fun at times, but I just realized that 1064 people have viewed my... space. Pun totally intended. While most of those views may in fact be just the robotic tendencies of a few pimps selling there illicit wares over, and over again under assumed identities (thanks for the invite ladies). So be it, they still count. Now it's a numbers game. The legitimate number may be a bit less but still interesting to me.
I almost feel bad that these people have wasted there time reading the drivel that I have placed here, but it was put here mostly for me to write rather than for any one person to read. I also realized that I write a lot of stuff on here that I think is funny, but probably isn't. Caveat emptor. I also think that no one appreciates Latin anymore. It is quite probable that no one actually gets to read a lot of what is written here because there is a lot written here. In fact about 50 percent of the people who started reading at the top stopped about midway, clicked on my pics link, gave the pictures there a cursory glance, then continued mission. Regardless, I find myself feeling that this has become the worst kind of conceitedness. A Super Saiyan Ego that even Freud could not imagine. Or Kant for that matter. I feel a little ashamed, rightly so.
I see this mastodonic conceitedness on the virtual meat market that MySpace was, is, will be, and quite honestly was always intended to be. People selling themselves online, instead of in the street (this statement is very true and you should read some of these profiles). Some people will say it's for children or Gen Y, but my searches show a magnitude of people who once probably wrote code on a seven inch floppy disc using a first generation Apple computer. Or at least dabbled in MS-DOS. Nothing wrong with any of this of course, just wondering where my place in all of it is.
"What is our purpose in life?" The eternal question relegated to a few lines of html.
-SJ OUT-
Layout by CoolChaser
How can I read with all this quiet? - ALF
I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. - James Tiberius Kirk
A man? No, being a man takes years of fighting and screwing and drinking and whoring. And fighting a little more and then a lot more drinking and then more whoring if there's time. - Chode
Rumours of my assimilation have been greatly exagerrated. - Jean-Luc Picard
Who's cool and has two thumbs? This guy! - Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli
What is thy bidding, my master? - Darth Vader
A great book is like great evil. - Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexandros
Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve. - Erich Fromm
Seek not the favor of the multitude; it is seldom got by honest and lawful means. But seek the testimony of few; and number not voices, but weigh them. - Immanuel Kant
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. - Robert Anson Heinlein
There is a condition worse than blindness, and that is, seeing something that isn't there. - Lafayette Ronald Hubbard
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung
I do not hate the rich, I do not pity the poor. - Anonymous
I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people. - Plainview
There is the good and the bad, the great and the low, the just and the unjust. I swear to you that all that will never change. - Albert Camus
No one thinks of how much blood it costs. - Dante Alighieri
I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law! - Bugs Bunny
We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making fun of themselves. - Randolph Severn "Trey" Parker III
You can make fun of everything. - Matthew Richard "Matt" Stone
I love God. He's so deliciously evil. - Stewart Gilligan Griffin

My Interests

I have many interests but none more important than my concern of the national socialist revisionist anti-western government of Iran... perhaps even more concerned with the smiley-faced guise of modern liberal fascism running amuck in the United States unchecked and even more dangerous then ever... and this cool Stewie clip...

Get more at Mypsace.org

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really... really cool. Oh and with a sense of humor... yea gotta have one of those.

Well after some thought I'd like to meet Randolph Severn "Trey" Parker III and Matthew Richard "Matt" Stone. I think that falls under the first sentence. Oh yea and Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli (Henry Winkler).

Masashi Kishimoto would be pretty cool to meet also, perhaps even Hiromu Arakawa. Other prominent "cool" people would be H.R. Giger, Luis Royo, Lorenzo Sperlonga, and the great Sergio Aragones.

Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 100% Hulk 90% The Flash 85% Green Lantern 85% Catwoman 70% Spider-Man 65% Batman 60% Supergirl 60% Superman 55% Wonder Woman 55% Robin 35% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The one and only Shawndell (actually there are aboot 6 of us...I'm probably the only dude though)
Birthday: 11/13/72 (go Scorpio)
Birthplace: Chippewa Falls WI
Current Location: In the Desert
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German, Irish, French, British, Chippewa...ah hell Heinz 57
The Shoes You Wore Today: Combat boots
Your Weakness: Women
Your Fears: None...wait lions, tigers and bears
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, sausage and mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Godhood
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: roflmao
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why?
Your Best Physical Feature: My Romanesque nose
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Bad for your teeth
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
Single or Group Dates: Hmmmmm... as long as a girl is talking to me, whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I hate tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Is this a racial preference question?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hate coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Profusely
Do you Sing: Some wish that I didn't
Do you Shower Daily: I shower once a month whether I need it or not (no I do)
Have you Been in Love: I thought so... but I could have easily just been drunk
Do you want to go to College: I am currently taking classes (internet style)
Do you want to get Married: Already am, what kind of a survey is this?
Do you belive in yourself: I do belIEve...that I am because I think I am therefore I am... I believe
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm well chiseled
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you get along with your Parents: Not my father... but I don't deal with him
Do you like Thunderstorms: Of course
Do you play an Instrument: I once played the trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Uh...yea...yea definitely did that
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: When I pass a girl in the street... that's a date right?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No (Sweet science I hate the mall)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No (allergic to fish now, it will kill me)my kryptonite
In the past month have you been on Stage: No but in my job I'm always in the spotlight
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Unfortunately... no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No...yes...I mean is that a bad thing
Ever been called a Tease: A few times... immediately followed by asshole or bastard
Ever been Beaten up: Yes... but we won't talk aboot those times, instead let me regale you with tales of my victories...
Ever Shoplifted: Yes... once, wasn't to good at it so didn't pursue a career in it
How do you want to Die: Gloriously
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to grow up... I'm a Toys-R-Us kid... damn I had to remember that didn't I
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand... been there three times can't wait to go back
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Hmmmmm... yea doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: Whatever
Weight: Not super fat
Best Clothing Style: I'm T-shirt and jeans so you can imagine how concerned I am with fashion (actually I don't even like clothes)
Number of Drugs I have taken: Mmmmmm...yea I don't remember
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: 12
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Music:

"Those damn kids and there fancy Rock and Roll music." AFI (A Fire Inside) they really kick some musical ass. That's what I'm listening to at the moment. Classics like Wagner and 88 Fingers Louie. I find myself drawn to John Frusciante and his new easy listening album, lol.

You know NIN has a new album as well but I've been too busy to actually listen to it. I mean I actually bought the CD and I called it an album (showing my age here). Who buys CD's? Don't we just get our music through torrent downloaders, limewire, or some other net device (ZUNE anyone?). Really who buys CD's? Oh right... me.

The Offspring, 'nuff said.

Surprisingly, Gnarls Barkley has a nice funk sound. You have to stay current and not get bogged down in listening to the same old 80's crap purely for the nostalgia. Don't get me wrong, I wont turn the dial (like we use those anymore) when some retro classics hit the airwaves.

You Are 78% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?

Céline Dion, just fucking die already.

Movies:

You know I can't wait for that new movie starring that guy who was in that other movie about the guys who went across country and had a whacky adventure. *sigh* Why do we do that I wonder? When someone asks us if we know who (insert actors name) was in in a movie we answer by asking "you mean the guy (or gal) who was in such and such movie?". Fucking weird man.

Last really good movie I watched was No Country For Old Men... out-fucking-standing.

If you haven't seen The Mist, watch it. It is probably the best screen adaption of a Stephen King story since Cujo. You know in the novel Cujo the kid dies. Yep.

Really impressive film from Paul Anderson - There Will Be Blood - starring Daniel Day-Lewis (this guy is phenomenal) really left my brain burning.

Television:

Vic and his crew... why'ed you do it Shane? Why? Start season seven already.
Season 8 of Married With Children. Did not stop laughing. Al Bundy fan 'till I die.
adopt your own virtual pet!
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Books:

Oh man. So many books and not enough space.

For starters the Dark Tower series by Stephen King. This is an epic story and one I hope to see on film someday but not directed by Micheal Bay or M. Night Shaymalananan.

Anything written by anyone on my heroes list.

You Are 92% Brutally Honest
The truth hurts, especially when it comes from you.
You don't mince words, and you probably take this result as a huge complement. How Brutally Honest Are You?

Heroes:

ALF, Chode, The Fonz, Captain Kirk, Captain Picard, Darth Vader, Plainview, Gaius Julius Germanicus, Alexander the Great, Fromm, Kant, Lovecraft, Heinlein, Hubbard, Jung, Camus, Dante Alighieri, Bugs Bunny, Stewie, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Anonymous, and God... yea can't forget the big guy... you go brother.

She's Got Issues Video She's Got Issues lyrics - Offspring lyrics Offspring Music Videos Music Video Codes by VideoCure