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Smiles Are Too Tempting And Hopes As Good As Lies

About Me

My Name Is mOnique... I'm The Biggest Nerd You Will Ever Meet! I Laugh At Myself All The Time... I Meow Outta Nowhere... I
AIM SN:: HazelEyedPirate ::




Me And My Mom At My Mom's Birthday Party...

Nak Me And Shane In The Sticks For The NP Show...

Shane And I At The NP Show...

You Know You Wanna Make Me A Sign Too...



Myspace Contact Tables

My Interests

Music, Local Bands, Falling Down The Stairs, Molesting Hot Boys, Talking To Jason, Going To Beat It, Ultimate Drunken Stair Bobsledding, Going To Concerts, Doing Myspace Stuffs, Hanging Out With My Seester, My Shane And Making An Ass Outta Myself, Flying Kites In The Rain, Running Through The Sprinklers, Making Mud Pies, Staying In And Watching Movies During Power Outages, Going To Shows, Pirates! Kidnapping Guys With Nat And Shane... Watch Out... You Might Be Next... Hot Boys Kissing Is The Absolute Best!

Hmmmm... Ummmm... Hmmmm... Ummmm... Hmmmm...

Come Make Seepies With Me...

Ummm... Where Did My Nose Go...?

Me On Cela's Bed... For I Miss That Bed...

I'm A Dork And You Know It...

Kisses For Who...? Duh! Kisses For You...!

Brody Ramone!!!

Ducks Are Moving... Ducks Are Moving...

I ♥ My Yellow Monkey Shirt!



I'd like to meet:

Bert! And Now I Can Finally Say That I Met Him! Woot! Yay Me! I Can Now Die A Happy Chick! I Totally Love Overly Hairy Middle Age Over Weight Men Who Excessively Drink And Speak In Third Person... Who Are Unemployed Live In Their Parents Basement And Have No Goals In Life And Spend Large Amounts Of The Day Sleeping... Dare Devils Who Drink The Milk When Its A Day Past Its Expiration Date... Guys Who Snore Totally Rock My Socks... Oh... And Meeting You Might Be Some Fun! Please Please Please... If You Want To Be My Friend Message Me First... Tell Me About Yourself... I Want To Know Who I Am Adding... If You Don't Have A Picture I WILL NOT ADD YOU!!! Who Makes A Myspace And Doesn't Put Up Pictures... Check Out My Friend Cat...

Leave a comment, fucker!

Music:

Aerosmith, A-Ha, Air Supply, Alice In Chains, AAR, Allister, ASL, Bananarama, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Black Sabbath, Bon Jovi, Buddy Holly, Cher, Cheap Trick, Christopher Cross, Count The Stars, Cyndi Lauper, David Bowie, Dead Or Alive, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Disturbed, Dramarama, Elton John, Elvis, FOB, George Michael, Glassjaw, Goldfinger, Hanson, HIPV, Hollywood Endings, INXS, Jack Off Jill, Jack's Mannequin, JJ Fad, Journey, Kajagoogoo, Kelly Clarkson, KISS, Ladytron, Lionel Richie, Ludacris, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mae, Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5, Missy Elliot, MCR, Michael Buble, Michael Jackson, Midtown, Mohammad Raffi, Naked Eyes, National Product, N.E.R.D., NIN, Nirvana, NOFX, No Authority, Oasis, Orgy, Papa Roach, Pat Benitar, Phantom Planet, Ratatat Tat, Reba McEntire, Rufio, RX Bandits, Salt N Peppa, Save Ferris, STD, Senses Fail, Silverchair, SES, Social D, So Co, Stevie Wonder, Stiff Little Fingers, S.T.U.N., Sublime, SL, Tears for Fears, Terry Jacks, The Bangles, The Beatles, The Beastie Boys, The Buzzcocks, The Clash, The Cramps, The Cure, The Eagles, TEN, The Jackson 5, The Killers, The Monkees, The Movielife, The Muffs, The Murderdolls, The Pixies, The Postal Service, TSL, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Unseen, The Used, The Violent Femmes, Tom Petty, Toby Keith, Trapt. Girlband, LTS, LKF, Limitpoint, Neurotics, NumT@k, Regal Beagal, The Sly Caps, And Tonation.


Movies:

Anything With Hot Guys In It: American History X, Beauty and the Beast, Bowling For Columbine, Clerks 2, Clueless, Dickie Roberts, Donnie Darko, Drive-Thru DVD Volumes 1 and 2, Drop Dead Fred, Finding Nemo, Ghost World, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Hannibal, Harry Potter 1-3, Igby Goes Down, Jackass, Jackass 2, Jungle To Jungle, Labyrinth, May, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl, Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Party Monster, Red Dragon, Shrek, Sleeping Beauty, Smokers, Snow White, The Banger Sisters, The Good Girl, The Lost Boys, LOTR, The Outsiders, The Perfect Man, The Pest, The Santa Clause 1 and 2, The Wedding Date, Willow.

Television:

Criss Angel, Inked, Miami Ink, The OC, Anything On FUSE, American Idol, Punky Brewster! Dharma and Greg, Gilmore Girls, Grounded For Life, Bobbys World, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, The X-Files, Charmed, Rockos Modern Life, Family Feud, Summerland, Everwood, I Love The 70's, I Love The 80's, The Real World, Road Rules, I Love Lucy, Undressed, That 70's Show, Hey Dude, EXTRA, Wheel Of Fortune, ER, Cheaters, Laguna Beach, The Hills, Law And Order SVU, Married With Children, One Tree Hill, 7th Heaven, America's Next Top Model, Seinfeld, Family Guy, A Baby Story, Adoption Story, Birthday, Salute Your Shorts.

Books:

I Read Anything And Everything... I Heart Magazines Though... Books That Scare Me Are The Best... But They Always Seem To End Up In The Freezer...

Heroes:



adopt your own virtual pet!

My Blog

To Miss Silvia

"One Attached To Another By Respect Or Affection..." That My Dear Is The Webster's Dictionary Definition Of "Friend" I Just Thought You Would Like To Know That Little Tid Bit Of Information Before You...
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the drunk survey

1. Have you ever been drunk? yes2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 193. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? no 4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'? yes 5. Have you ever bee...
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The Vegas Trip

Smokin' Hot Don't You Think Wee Little Puff For Why Does Her Smoke Go To The Side? Am I Passed Out Or Just Being Silly??? Me In My Pajamas ...
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I So Stole This From Shane!

01) What time did you start this? ? 9:19pm 02) Name?: mOniquE 03) Date of birth? June 14, 1984. 04) Sex?: Female 05) Height?: 5...Something 06) Eye color?: Hazel 07) Location?: Whitt...
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Good Old Drunken Times!

At Taco Bell With Cela Bored At Taco Bell On My Lunch Break With Marcela Getting Ready To Go To A Party I Didn't Bite Marcela's Boob... Or Did I...? It's Dark Al...
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Peekatures

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Pictures

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Who Smells???


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Hurricane

"Hurricane" Shake down you make me break For goodness sake I think I'm on the edge Of something new with you Shout out don't drown the sound I'll drown you out You'll never scream so loud As...
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Punk Rock Princess.... Woot!

"Punk Rock Princess" Maybe when the room is empty, Maybe when the bottle's full. Maybe when the door gets broke down, Love can break in. Maybe when I'm done with thinking, Maybe you can thi...
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