An odd phenomenon |
when driving home, the closer you get to your house, the more active your urge to take a shit becomes... that is odd. Its like your colon knows more than you.
Posted by Daniel on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:11:00 PST |
you know what was weird? |
When i was a kid, all the houses in my old neighborhood were built from the same blueprint. Every house was the same layout. So when I would walk into a neighbor's house, it was like enter...
Posted by Daniel on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:40:00 PST |
creepiest dream ever |
The other day I had a dream where I was back at my old high school. It was night time and there was a football game going on. I was on the track adjacent to the football field where I saw ...
Posted by Daniel on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:38:00 PST |
gonna be a long night... gonna be alright... on the nightshift |
Last night at the end of my lunch break, I was smoking a cig waiting for the door to be unlocked when the new guy at work walked up to me. The first words this guy ever spoke to me went somethin...
Posted by Daniel on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:19:00 PST |
How to make an uneventful day, eventful |
1. Wake up hungover burping up a mix of beer, whiskey and sushi from the night before... proceed to dry heave.2. Travel with Milagro to the nearest Army surplus store, only to find out that the neares...
Posted by Daniel on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:34:00 PST |
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barren, where caring was once birthednow unearthed from weathered mindbetter timesand better days ahead, in place of dreadfilled to the brim in complacent headand face is redwhile blue inner thoughts,...
Posted by Daniel on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 01:54:00 PST |
I saw the saddest thing last night... |
I was at Safeway at about 2:30 AM last night. As I was getting out of my car, I saw that the car next to me was sitting there idling. It turned out it was the newspaper ...
Posted by Daniel on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:41:00 PST |
