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I'm a Business Analyst with a large soulless company whose job it is to import and employ village idiots in the research and development of new ways to foster bureaucracy, institutionalize stupidity, and destroy any attempt at innovation or free thought. (In fact I think that's our mission statement.)
Occasional exceptions arise here and there of creative, intelligent, and dedicated individuals coming together mostly because the vetting process in HR has failed to weed them out. Thankfully these individuals tend to have their souls crushed in short order due to the large soulless bureaucratic machine (hereafter referred to as "The Company" in capitals like "God" or "Trump" in deference to the wishes of the "Franklin Covey Cult"®).
Fortunately after a long discouraging day of being a Business Analyst I get to come home to my 3 (mostly) wonderful children and a wife who's more beautiful now than the day I met her.
Business Analyst: (noun) A person whose job entails the research and study of business procedure and practice to produce concise and accurate reporting including suggestions for improvement or warnings of dire consequences to be submitted to key decision makers within the business; where said feedback can be urgently ignored. If you have ever seen smoke and shouted "Fire!" in a library and been summarily shushed, you have been a business analyst. Cassandra from Greek mythology would have been an excellent example of a business analyst.
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