I'm a walking conundrum, a breathing paradox, a real-life honest-to-God self-worshipping cult of personality. I was born with the power of ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ↠→ ↠→ B-A-Select-Start, a mile-wide streak of mischief, and an ego that could crush a small city. I love to laugh more than anything, but I can't stand corny jokes. I prefer the company of dumb animals to the company of stupid people. I know the difference between someone speaking from their heart and someone talking out their ass, and I'm never afraid to applaud the former and shame the latter.
I don't feel comfortable if I'm not constantly in motion, and I don't feel satisfied if I don't push my limits every day. I can't stand to let myself be confined or defined by conventions or barriers, and I think letting your spirit be suppressed like that is tantamount to living death. Embrace life. I'm constantly in search of good music, good food, good friends, and good fun, but I always make sure to temper my appetite with discipline.
I'm a tree-climber, a book-reader, a rule-breaker, a dog-lover, a non-smoker, a beauty-seeker, a love-maker, a high-flyer, a French-speaker, a smile-provoker, a star-chaser, a risk-taker and a deep-thinker.
I have earned every joy and every scar that life has given me, and I hold within my being the capacity to do and be anything and everything that I have ever dreamed or ever will dream. Live your lives with no regrets, my friends, and I'll meet you at the journey's end.
Parkour.
It's not something we do.
It's something we live.
