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..sharonjane..

ricky retardo

About Me

I fancy the word "fancy" and use this as an adjective to almost every person-place-or thing I meet. I save my sarcastic humor for those that I really adore. When you start to feel that my sarcasm is becoming borderline mean, then that's when you know that I really love you, or maybe I'm just starting to not like you. I'll never hate you. I smile as big as I frown. I laugh as hard as I whine. It takes me a long time to fall asleep. I suck at calling people back, but that doesn't mean I don't love you. I write bigger than a pt 14 font and that's when I'm trying to write small. I pretend I know how to paint, but I love it nontheless. I'm addicted to sugar in any form. I probably like chocolate laboradors b/c they have the word chocolate in it. I'd rather smell your fart than eat anything that includes pickles or mustard. I like attending things, but I don't like hosting things. I leave the disneychannel on when I go to bed so I won't hear any scary movie previews. I rarely wear jeans, and I wear corduroy year round. Shiny vintage cars rock, especially when i'm in them. hehe. I love weird tire marks on the road and wide rear view mirrors. I like my coffee extra hot and extra perfect. I wear red lipstick almost daily, and I don't think i'll ever have long hair again. I like shopping alone, making "things to do" lists, the smell of new tires at pepboys, family oriented ppl, non-crappy looking scrapbooks, buying greeting cards for no reason, giraffes, plucking my eyebrows, and really, really soft sand. I use the word "love" more than recommended, but only because I have a lot to give out...I will always mean it. I love God, I love my family, I love my 'ian, I love my friends, and I probably love you. I wish they made sticky bump surfwax candles...b/c i think i would buy a lifetimes worth of them...true story.

My Interests

eyeballs and hearts.

I'd like to meet:

EVERYBODY + michel gondry. well, actually, just MARK RUFFALO and ETHAN EMBRY :).



My Blog

no, i haven't graduated yet.

for all you crack heads who thought i graduated already... i didn't.  I still have 1 more year of clinic rotations. theeeeeen you can say "yay, congratulations"....and throw money at me in celebr...
Posted by ..sharonjane.. on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:37:00 PST

sesame seed balls

i crave these right now:   whenever my family went to get dimsum when i was younger, this was my favorite thing to get. i could eat a whole plate of these for dinner (at least when i was you...
Posted by ..sharonjane.. on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:36:00 PST

500 miles

oh how i love how i met your mother. especially tonight's episode b/c they sang christian's drunk song. muahah.     "I would walk 500 milessssssssss...."  ...
Posted by ..sharonjane.. on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:50:00 PST

ZODIAC

soooo, Zodiac is finally coming out!!! It has two of my favorite actors! Mark Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr.   you're probably like..."uh, why themmm??"   and I will respond with...."shut yo...
Posted by ..sharonjane.. on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:35:00 PST

windshield wipers

It was raining while I drove to Cal State Hayward today for clinic. The rain was enough for me to switch on my windshield wipers every few minutes, but not enough to put it on the lowest fre...
Posted by ..sharonjane.. on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:11:00 PST

hacker

http://freedom.altroz.net   limbo introduced me to another addiction just a few hours ago. so about an hour before this evil link entered my life i proudly had JUST finished watching the 16t...
Posted by ..sharonjane.. on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:18:00 PST

oh, squiggly line

i heart family guy and how i met your mother. they are my BFF.   "oh, squiggly line..."   i have half a mind to add another "i" in "squiggly." probably somewhere after t...
Posted by ..sharonjane.. on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:14:00 PST

age

I forgot how old I was again today. I guess after the age 21, there's no use remembering your age anymore. The last half of the year, I truely believed I was 23 years old even though I was a...
Posted by ..sharonjane.. on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:15:00 PST

funnaaay

My patient today said I was funny. That was about 5 minutes into the exam. The first 4.5 minutes involved me calling his name from the waiting room, introducing my name, and asking some hist...
Posted by ..sharonjane.. on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:05:00 PST

updated imagestation

http://www.imagestation.com/members/chicharon55
Posted by ..sharonjane.. on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:29:00 PST