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About Me

Fuck you! I'm Carl Fuckin' Lingus Motherfucker! Do you know who I am? I'm gonna Fuck You! Cuz I'm Carl Fuckin' Lingus Motherfucker! I'll fuck ya cuz I can!You outta know that I'm stealin the show Gonna tear up this place, gonna shit on your face All you fuckers can suck it, you can go kick the bucket Cuz It's my birthright and I'm doin it tonight!So here's the answer to the first thing I'm sure you want to know about me: it's brown. Other than that - I am simple, yet complex. I like to have a good time drinking and singing karaoke with my buds, and learning about my inner spirit and how my intellectual mind is simply a concept created by my ego out of the oneness of everything. I like riding a motorcycle, doing yoga, playing the fuck out of a goddamn distorted guitar, and communing with nature. What is better than creating beautiful death metal? What is better than planting seedlings barefoot in the dirt? What is more beautiful than you? You are me, and I love you for it! I think I might fall in love with you if I'm not careful, and what's the fun in being careful? Fun is being a major jackass and being the fullest in spirit that one can attain. I am still working on that. I have 13 sets of ribs. And after 27 years, come to find out I'm colorblind.
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My Interests

Self-sufficiency, sustainability, heavy m/f'in metal, renewable energy, gardening, juicing (the vegetable kind) and health, karaoke, dancing like an idiot, creating a world in which every individual is empowered towards her health and happiness, general rockosity, shamanism, sweet potato fries

I'd like to meet:

Swedes and Norwegians that can drum my pants off. Not that my pants are on so tight... Women and womyn that want to make themselves better every day in every way. Men that feel brotherhood in Black Sabbath, death metal, rock n' roll, and crying for our lost ones. Anyone who likes to dance like no one else and karaoke like no one else.

Music:

Deadboyandtheelephantmen.com, The Hot Carls, anything by Devin Townsend, Misery Index, Greysoul, Neurosis' "A Sun That Never Sets," Sabbath, Priest, Motorhead, At the Gates, most stuff from Sweden...

Movies:

Good ole horror: Phantasm, The Prince of Darkness, House by the Cemetary, The Evil Dead, Night of the Living Dead.... TROMA movies, David Lynch, Kevin Bacon and John Cusack

Television:

Sucks except for South Park, Family Guy, and the Daily Show

Books:

The Lost Realms by Zecharia Sitchin, Spiritwalker by Hank Wesselman, The Zen of Martial Arts by Joe Hyams, The Sunfood Diet Success System by David Wolfe, The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand, Peace is Every Step by Thich Nhat Hanh

Heroes:

My Friend Brian, Devin Townsend, Dan Swano, My Friend Ray, My Friend Loren, Cephalic Carnage, My Friend Ryan, My Friend Vik (who art more chill?), Dax Riggs, My Friend Jimi (who art more crazy?), hell... all my friends (you are pretty f'n amazing and an inspiration), and all musicians and artists out there doing what they love.

My Blog

Air Guitar Championships, Here's Carl Fuckin' Lingus

Yes, that's right, Carly has convinced me that I should enter the Boston regionals for the US Air Guitar Championship. I'll be out there for vacation, and the contest happened to be at the same ...
Posted by Carl Lingus on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:50:00 PST

Random bit of NPR blog

You go Diane Rehm! Rip Rush's nuts off!
Posted by Carl Lingus on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:39:00 PST

My Veggie Tale

This is something I stayed up too late typing for a myspace forum thread about a 17 year old that wants to go vegetarian, and I thought it summed some things up nicely.... now it's time to make some m...
Posted by Carl Lingus on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST

The Penis Game

Okay y'all.... this is a fun game... lets see how many people we can get to participate in it... The name of the game says it all.... all you have to do is copy this bulletin into a new one. Take the ...
Posted by Carl Lingus on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:30:00 PST

My taint

Wow, only 11 messages on my profile so far and already we've got mention of cabrons, genitalia, taints, and nipples (and knees as well). Most of these are from man-friends of mine. Now I h...
Posted by Carl Lingus on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:04:00 PST

New E-Friends

I'd like to Give a Shout Out to all my new homies on the 'net - Bry-dogg, Dav-dogg, Zee-dogg, Man-doggette, and Nizzy-dogg!
Posted by Carl Lingus on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:31:00 PST

Welcome to my Space

Though it's really everyone's space, since we are all part of the same reality/environment/energy level and no one is special except in the way that one perceives his/herself. LET'S ROCK!
Posted by Carl Lingus on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 12:25:00 PST