born in the state'o'utah, moved tah arkansas as a wee one, the doctors claim im legally retarded, but my momsies says im special. i enjoy table tennis, tether-ball, eating at del taco, and firin off me gun at the gun range. the only time ive been bathed was after i was born in the hospital, i have a serious flatulence problem, but i say if i can still flatulate, then whats the problem? i quite enjoy the emo music, along with the african tribe dance music. my best friend is named rex kwon-doh, we found him in my house one day and we've been friends ever since. one day he got lost on the bus and he called us from vieques, puerto rico. my favourite hobby is going around the house and turning all the lights on, then turning them all off. my parents give me grieve about this and it makes me very depressed, i sometimes want to kill myself, but going to new years partys keeps me sane. i learned the english language from watching the beavis and butthead moron-a-thon. my mode of transportation includes an old boar, named derek. my job includes finding spare change on the ground as a means of survival. good night.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
wayne newton, cher, diane cannon, charles nelson riley, tim horton, the guy who played eddie munster, the face on the moon, the guy in the e.t. costume, ruela lenska, mary poppins, and finally, the great don ho.
