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The Maxies

We're not trying to offend you, but if we did F-U!

About Me

The biggest band in Greenland.Transplanted to Redlands CA. We are the best ever! Always in the top 10 on Greenland radio and G-MTV. We have two songs in the top 40 in Finland, Denmark and Sweden. We have played with and blown away most every band that has come through Greenland (Coldplay, Green Day, Slipknot, U2, Fallout Boy, Alkaline Trio, Bloc Party, Blink 182, Madonna, The Who, Sum 41, Rammstein, NIN, The Killers, Hot Hot Heat). These bands suck next to us. We are the true kings of ROCK. More Punk than Rock. More Rock than Punk! If you don't like us, you must be stupid! Your taste is only in your mouth!
We would love to play yer town and yer sisters. We will be in the states until we are deported. We are soon to be in your top 10 radio. We will be bigger and better than your famous Black Flag, Dead Kennedys or shitty REM. Get ready for the best thing you have ever heard! WE RULE!!!!!!!


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Member Since: 3/17/2006
Band Website: themaxies.com
Band Members: SIR CRUSTY MAXIE (Blazing Guitar)
JO JO MAXIE (Thundering Skins)
BIG T MAXIE (Ebony & Ivory)
ANDY MAXIE (Big Bottom Bass)
DAVIE MAXIE (Lead Axe)
MAXIMUM MAXIE (Bloody Vox)

Influences: Shit, we are so original. We are The Influencers!..
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Check out this event: CELL BLOCK PARTY

Hosted By: The Maxies When: Saturday Jul 19, 2008 at 8:00 PMWhere: SHAMROCKS4020 CHINO HILLS PARKWAYCHINO HILLS, California|5 91709United StatesDescription:The Maxies Click Here To View Event...
Posted by The Maxies on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:36:00 PST

Hey Hey Punk Rockers!

So I just want to thank all The Frozen Maxie Army. You people have been the best to us. Getting drunk,dancin' around,singin' the tunes and just being over the top GREAT!!!! The DK, Narco Show was the ...
Posted by The Maxies on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:44:00 PST

Maxies radio debut: DATE CHANGED!!!

This is just an FYI for all you American SUV jockeys. The powers that be have attempted to deal us a crushing blow, but we cannot be stopped.  Our debut on American radio has been changed from Mo...
Posted by The Maxies on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:51:00 PST

The Maxies invade radio station KUCR!

NOTE:  The broadcast date has been changed!!!  Mark your calendars accordingly. On August 4th, Maximum, Keymaster, JoJo and Crusty sat down with DJ Tina Bold and gave an exclusive ten minute...
Posted by The Maxies on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 04:42:00 PST

Thanks Guys and Gals

Maxies Fans Fuckin' RULE!!!!!! Thanks guys & gals,you are the top of the pops! Love from the best band ever The Maxies!
Posted by The Maxies on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 03:48:00 PST

New Pictures of The Maxies

We have new pic's thanks to Jose Parada! Live @ Back To The Grind (Riverside, CA, USA) July 19th, 2006.
Posted by The Maxies on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 03:45:00 PST

New Tunes Up Now!

New Tunes Up Now! Hello Friends,We have been working very hard, suffering long hours along side Billy Joel and Eddie VooDoo to record this eargasm, for you, our fans. These are all scratch mixes, ...
Posted by The Maxies on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:19:00 PST

Shout out to everyone who helped out!

Thanks to all who helped us on this tour! We will be back soon!If you know of any shows in Southern California that you may help us get on, from July 1st through September 1st. Let us know. We wil...
Posted by The Maxies on Fri, 26 May 2006 04:28:00 PST

America

American beer is very good on cold Manhattan nights. Crusty certainly gets his fill and loves running around Central Park when he's not butting heads with Mr. Joel.  Mr. "We didn't start the...
Posted by The Maxies on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 11:11:00 PST

So were in NYC recording now! You lucky people!

So were in NYC recording now! You lucky people! We are recording our next masterpiece now in NYC with Billy Joel producing. A lot of people don't know that Mr. Joel is really into Garage and Punk....
Posted by The Maxies on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:39:00 PST