Well Let Us Get Started...
I AM Catwoman
Catwoman
100%
Supergirl
95%
Batman
85%
Wonder Woman
80%
Robin
67%
Superman
60%
Hulk
60%
The Flash
50%
Green Lantern
50%
Spider-Man
40%
Iron Man
30%
I have had a tough childhood and I know how to be a thief and exploit others but I stand up strongly for society's cast-offs.
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My Name: Jael Unterseher
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My WoW characters name & server: Trivia; Stonemaul
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The Ultimate Love Of My Life: Cristopher Barstad...and Chester *wink wink*
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Cris's WoW characters name & server: Dameytri; Stonemaul
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My Nicknames: Butterfly, Sugar Plum, Angel, Jellybean, Jizzums, Smalls, Lj, J.Lo, Jaelbait, Jaelbird, Jumbalaya, and the words Freak and Psycho are used a lot too. lol.
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My Age and Birthdate: 19 years, 6-17-88
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Location: Trailor Trash in Bismarck, ND
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Email Address: [email protected]
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Height: 5'3" *short*
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Weight: fluctuates, but average
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Hair: Half pink half blonde color with lots of choppy layers and cute cut bangs.
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Eyes: silver blue, silver green, green, blue, or silver
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Skin Color: Death Pale
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Pets: 2 doggies by the names of GIR and Charlie; 4 kitties by the names of Romeo, Patches, Thunder, and Paria; 5 birdies by the names of Snowy, Sunshine, Petal, Yoshi, and Chiffy; RIP my beloved Jacob
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Beverage of Choice: Chai Tea Iced Latte, Redbull, Tea of all kinds, Coca~Cola, Fiji Spring Water, Milk
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Food of Choice: lobster, chocolate, beef jerky, Lucky Charm's marshmallows, steak, General Tsao Chicken, Crab Rangoon, Pizza Rolls, Jalapeno&Cheddar chips, coconut shrimp with pina colada sauce
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Movie of Choice: I have a lot but I loooove cartoons, any kind of cartoons; little kid cartoons, Disney cartoons, Nickelodeon cartoons, adult cartoons, and anime OF course. I love Tim Burton and abstract or surreal movies and last but definitely not least I love horror movies!
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TV show of Choice: Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, Intervention, America's Best Dance Crew
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Hobby: Photography, Cheerleading, Theater, Art, Music, Biting People, Animals, Writing, Modeling, and can't forget talking
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Mental Disorders: PTSD, Depression, Anxiety. Basically I'm a fucking nutcase...
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Favorite Color: Purple, Green, Blue, and Black
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Favorite Holiday: All of them!
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Video Games: Final Fantasy(all of them except for FFXI), All the Mario Games, Spyro 1&3, Donkey Kong, Mortal Kombat, Soul Calibur, Gradius, The Lion King
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Computer Games: World of Warcraft, Rollercoaster Tycoon 2, and Neopets haha
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Card Games: Magic: The Gathering
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Artist: Mark Ryden, Joseph Vargo
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My Biggest Fears: Losing Cris or any loved ones ever or for any reason, bad financial situations, weird shapes, BEETLES are disgusting, getting fat, wolves or wolfish creatures, death of loved ones emotionally or physically, and the usual like rapists, ChoMo's, freaky-deaky serial killers...
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Favorite Quotes:
"Curiosity Killed The Cat"
"New 'Anti-Abortion Pill' Kills Mother, Leaves Fetus Alive"
"Cat Got Your Tongue?"
"Poverty Stole Your Golden Shoes, It Didn't Steal Your Laughter"
- Jewel
"Goldfish Smile Back At You Until You Bite Their Head Off!"
"I met a man upon the stairs. A man who wasn't really there. I met him there again today. I wish I wish the man would go away."
- "Identity"
"We're all mad here..."
- "Alice In Wonderland"
"Liar, Liar, pants on fire!"
"Philanthropist; It would be better for everyone if I killed you"
"The problem with reality is the lack of background music"
""All is fair in love and war"
"Artists use lies to tell the truth while politicians use them to cover the truth up."
- "V for Vendetta"
"RedruM"
- Stephen King's "The Shining"
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."
- Stephen King's "The Shining"
"One, two, Freddy's coming back for you,
Three, four, lock the door,
Five, six, grab your crucifix,
Seven, eight, stay up late,
Nine, ten, never sleep again."
"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies."
- "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"
"If I can't hear your heartbeat, you're too far away"
"Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy.
Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude;
It is not self-seeking, nor easily angered.
It keeps no record of wrongdoing.
It does not delight in evil,
But rejoices in the truth.
It always protects, trusts, hopes, and preserves.
There is nothing love cannot face;
There is no limit to it's faith, hope, and endurance.
In a word, there are threee things that last forever:
Faith, hope, and love;
But the greatest of them all is love."
- 1 Corinthians 13: 4-7
"Everybody's doing it, doing it, doing it.
Picking their nose and chewing it, chewing it, chewing it,
Thinking it's candy, but really it's not.
It's a hot snot sundae with a booger on top."
"i remember when climbing trees was an everyday activity. when watching ants build mounds of dirt was fun. when i scraped my knees and didn't even know how. when windows seemed so high up and rooms seemed like mansions. i remember when the bus ride home after school was really the only reason i liked going to school. when i was considered a rebel for watching television after 9pm. i remember when i always thought i could survive off of peanut butter & jelly sandwhiches and pizza. when i could wake up at 6am just to watch the magic school bus every morning. when owning every pokemon card ever made was the most important goal in life. when i would not go to bed unless i got tucked in. when i could care less about having a bad hairday. when i thought stars were just like night lights. i remember when i believed dream catchers actually got rid of nightmares. when watching lamb chop actually made you smarter. i remember when showers were the scariest thing, and refused to take anything else but a bath filled with only the best toys from my toybox. & i remember when the sky was the limit."
- Lynette
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Do you remember these? Quotes:
"Miss Susie had a tugboat,
her tugboat had a bell,
Miss Susie went to heaven her tug boat went to
HELLo operator please give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me I'll cut off your
behind the refridgerator
there lay a piece of glass
miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little
ASSk me no more questions,
I'll tell you no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park,
miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k,
d-a-r-k, dark dark dark.
The dark is like the movies,
the movies' like the show,
the show is like t.v.,
and that is all I know know know,
I know I know my ma,
I know I know my pa,
I know I know my sister with the 49r's bra.
The bra is for the boobies,
the boobies for the milk,
the milk is for the babies with diapers made of silk."
"Miss Sue, Miss Sue, Miss Sue from Alabama
sitting in a rocker
eating Bettey Crocker and
watching the clock go
TiCk ToCk TiCk ToCk
Shanana Bana
TiCk ToCk TiCk ToCk
Shanana Bana
A B C D E F G
Wash those grey hairs off of me
My name is...
Kye I Pickle I Pickle I Kye I
Humble Berry
Boy I wanna whiskey
Choi Babe!
-or-
My Name is...
Elvis Presley
Girls are sexy
Sitting in the back seat
Drinking diet Pepsi!"
"Sofa King We Todd Ed"
"Cool Beans"
"Reese's Pieces Butter Cup,
Guys I'm here to pump you up!
Bang Bang Choo Choo Train
C'mon now do your thang!
I can't!
Why not?
I can't!
Why not?
Because my back aches, my belt's too tight,
My booty shakes from left to right,
From left
to right,
From the left to right from left to right!"
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought--
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy."
- Lewis Carroll
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Words I Say Funny: "else" = "eltse", "fingers" = "finners", "freckles" = "fleckles", "eyeball" = "eyegaball", "caterpillar" = "capitiller", "animal" = "aminals", and "comfortable" = "comfy" because I can't pronounce it at all lol
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IT'S TRUE. everything you THINK you know about me is true. i am an EVIL, twisted devil-worshipper. i sacrifice kittens and babies, then dance NAKED, covered in their blood, around a bonfire, calling upon the great old ones to smite the blessed and raise the WICKED to immortal supremacy on earth. plus, your slut of a daughter GANGBANGS me and my friends on your dinner table in exchange for CRACK COCAINE. i hate puppies, flowers, apple pie, dad, and everything american, especially the PRESIDENT, but, most of all i hate YOU with a murderous passion you could barely understand with your limited intellect. everything you feared about me is true! oh, and i know where you live...
~*Four Poems Officially By Me*~
"My Nightmare"
Don't you ever tire of being in my dreams?
Don't you ever sleep? You're there every night it seems.
Don't you ever tire of running through my head?
Don't you ever ache? Sometimes I dream you're dead.
Don't you ever tire of sitting in my brain?
Don't you ever feel guilty for putting me through pain?
Don't you ever tire from being on my mind?
Don't you ever share because my energy sure has declined!
Don't you ever tire of cracking on my skull?
Don't you ever go away? This joke is very dull!
Don't you ever tire of being a delusion?
Don't you understand you cause so much confusion?
Don't you ever tire of being in my dreams?
Don't you ever want to sleep? You're with me every night it seems...
"Spiritual Suicide"
A looming black gate with serrated edges,
Gargoyles staring at you from marble ledges,
Opening the gate with a fearless pride,
Death awaits you where your life is denied.
Wandering through the garden of rotting weeds,
Weaker you become as off your soul death feeds.
You rest upon a crooked swing hanging from an Oak,
With nothing to keep you warm except at feeble cloak.
A small hand grasps at an aching heart,
With wounded visions of your world falling apart.
But just before arising to make your retreat,
You glance upon the crumbled bricks beneath your feet.
A rose lies on the moss covered path,
A beauty disturbed; it reveals its wrath.
Thunder mumbles an angry roar,
Electric veils of light begin to soar,
Glistening rain falls from the darkest cloud,
You can hear your broken heart beating aloud.
You could feel the scarlet flowers torment,
As you knelt to pick the blossom from the cement.
Beauty grows in the garden as you become frail,
You fall to the ground and your face displays pale.
A tear emerges as you take your last breath,
A wondrous dwelling surrounds your death.
An entity take over and your body is feigned,
Where empty eyes dissolve there are flowers attained.
Your bones turn to roots and your hair to the earth,
It was a choice of yours to be here ever since birth.
The rose lies beside you, crippled with rage,
And bleeds from its petals a bright red lineage
Of the curious soul who dares enter the devil's lair,
He is sneaky like that but most are unaware.
The living crypt is bountiful again,
Ready to attract another curious chagrin,
It blissfully sleeps as it readily awaits,
For another dim spirit to enter its gates.
"Save Me From Myself"
Somedays my body feels numb
Like the world is on my shoulders
As I sit in my rundown car
Smoking my cigarette
Starving myself from the cold
That's outside my window
I feel a desperate breath of life
Try to flow into my lungs
And I realize it’s not just me
It’s my angel with burning wings
She shelters me from the ice
Just as she does my life
She protects me from myself
I slice through the foggy air
Same as I do to myself
I feel my life running dry
I’m cold; I don’t fell alive any more
Then it comes, that soft warm touch
Trying to revive me one last time
And I realize it’s not just me
It’s my angel with burning wings
She shelters me from the ice
Just as she does my life
She protects me from myself
I lay dying in my crimson tinted bath
The last drop of blood leaves my veins
And as my red sea parts
I see my angel before me
My soul leaves my body
And becomes one with her
And I realize it’s not just me
It’s my angel with burning wings
She shelters me from the ice
Just as she does my life
She protects me from myself
I look down at my old body
Thought about the life that it went through
It deserved to die
It wasn’t really me
I was born to die
This is me
I am the angel with the burning wings
"An Act Of Desperation"
Where to start?
A broken heart,
cloudy skies,
blinded eyes,
hollow bones,
anxious tones,
a shaking hand,
a crumbling land,
an empty head,
I should be dead.
Trembling legs,
throat of gags,
roughened lips,
unused hips,
frail arms,
can do no harm.
Nothing left,
a torn cleft,
loss of scent,
my life is spent.
A black abyss,
the forgotten kiss,
shallow breath,
I'm close to death.
Frigid tongue,
my life is hung.
Said my goodbyes
as my body dies.
A living hell,
this empty shell.
A bloody tear,
for you, my dear.
Save my please!
from this disease.
Kill my sorrow,
on the morrow,
don't let me go
down below
revive my soul
from this black hole
pick me up
and help me sup!
I'm on my knees!
Forgive me...please...
