Greasy Valentine Two Thousand Hate

About Me

my last name is pack. so if you've read this much into my profile, then you obviously don't have a problem typing in my last name for friend approval.Games - New Kids On The Block

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PORCH MONKEY! (it's ok, i'm bringing it back in a non-racist way)
Name: CHRIS
Birthdate: April 14th, 1979
Birthplace: Spartanburg
Current Location: On my toilet, in Dunedin
Eye Color: Camo
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5-9
Weight: 160
Piercings: feel weird to me
Tatoos: yes
Overused Phraze:
FAVORITES
Food: cholesterol
Candy: peeps
Number: 4 8 15 16 23 42
Color: the main ones
Animal: peanut
Drink: apple martini
Alcohol Drink: apprle martini with alcohol in it
Bagel: no
Letter: email
Body Part on Opposite sex: butt or hair, but not butt hair
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Dr Pepper
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonald's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Wastamelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: My Momma's sweet tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Yoo-Hoo or Chocolate Soldier
Kiss or Hug: hug
Dog or Cat: 2 dogs, 1 cat
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: scary
Love or Money: fame will bring me both
YOUR...
Bedtime: 8 AM
Most Missed Memory: not having to work, ever
Best phyiscal feature: my black penis
First Thought Waking Up: shit
Goal for this year: married (check), house (check), record contract (not so check)
Best Friends: i have a bit of friends, but they are all equal to me
Weakness: muscles
Fears: spiders, dark
Heritage: compton
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: yes
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: black and bloody
Favorite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long: long
Height: taller than me
Style: unique
Looks or Personality: fame will bring her both
Hot or Cute hot
Drugs and Alcohol: rather not too much of either
Muscular or Really Skinny: normal
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: fewer than most people
What country do you want to Visit: italy
How do you want to Die: doing the sex
Been to the Mall Lately: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: no!!!
Get along with your Parents: yes
Health Freak: no!!!
Do you think your Attractive: no
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: boooooorrrriiiiing!!!!
Do you Smoke: cigars
Do you Drink: yes, not as much as I used to
Shower Daily: like twice daily
Been in Love: I am in love
Do you Sing: yes
Want to get Married: I am
Do you want Children: 3
Have your future kids names planned out: Pippa, Ditdit, Pearl
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: never!
Hate anyone: all
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You scored as Civilian. You're a civilian. Not a soldier, period. You don't enjoy fighting. And more or less think all the people who do are retrads who need to use thier brains more than thier brawn. Beware the day will come when even peace lovers and budhist monks will pick up shotguns in defence.PEACE OUT!!!

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My Interests

I play Drums for the Voyeurs and for Sarge & the Aeromen. i like jesus, church, america, wearing suits, collecting homies palermos and soda bottles, betting on dog races, guns, baseball: devil rays are going all the way this year! I LOVE MAKING MUSIC i play drums for the VOYEURS(punk/powerpop), i play drums for SARGE AND THE AEROMEN (rockabilly/bluegrass/punk) and I also do some solo recording as Greasy Valentine (bubblegum, surf, rockabilly, whatever else). NY YANKEES SUCK!

I'd like to meet:

anyone who buys one of these shirts.... or goes to one of these shows...

Music:

I could list like a thousand bands I really like to impress you, but chances are, i hate your guts. So here are my most favorites: Blaster the Rocketman, Huntingtons, Man or Astro-man, Danielson (bro, familie, and ship!), Los Straitjackets, Thee Spivies, th' Legendary Shack Shakers, One Life Crew, NWA, Vodkanauts, Hank III..

Movies:

plan 9 from outer space, suicide kings, monster from green hell, pootie tang, kill bill, first spaceship on venus, analyze this/that, the forbidden planet, the crew, white zombie, at war with the army, goodfellas, outsiders, destroy all monsters, fight club, reservoir dogs, no time for sergents, night of the living dead, evil dead 2, phantom planet. also anything from ed wood or stanley kubrick. i can't wait till grind house comes out next year. im saying it now. in august of 2006, that next year, in the summer of 2007, grind house will be everyone favorite movie. i promise!

Television:

lost, king of the hill, twilight zone, sapranos, king of queens, beavis and butthead, lost, clerks cartoons, malcom in the middle, offbeat cinema, mr show, daily show/cobert report, baseball tonight, almost any stand up comedy, lost, desperate housewives, raymond, lost

Books:

c.s. lewis, steven king, h.g. wells, robert hamburger. right now i am reading "that hiddeus strength" by cs lewis. i also read the bible and beleive it.

Heroes:

c.s. lewis, bobby pack, bela lugosi, jay bakker, andy kaufman, steve colbert. bill keller and mike ness were on this list, but they dropped the ball. your mom told me i was her hero.

My Blog

Sept 11th should be called "be nice day"

happy september 11th everybody! some people blame the attacks on bin laden, some blame it on the government...but one thing is for sure: some really mean people killed a whole bunch of innocent people...
Posted by Greasy Valentine Two Thousand Hate on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:07:00 PST

why you should delete me as a friend

i make fun of senior citizens, blacks, gays, women, jews, midgets, pregnant teens, and other disabilities. if you can not take a joke, then delete me.
Posted by Greasy Valentine Two Thousand Hate on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:27:00 PST

88.5 WMNF CUM-UNITY RADIO AND NATIONAL PUBIC RADIO

i have some new friends since my last blog. so let me warn you, if this offends you, i am just fucking joking to make a point. shit! i listen to wmnf because every other musical radio stat...
Posted by Greasy Valentine Two Thousand Hate on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:00:00 PST

i dont go to starbucks because im a whiney hippy that thinks its to commercial.

let me start off first with a big fuck you to everyone who corrects my spelling or grammer. what is the deal with everyone hating starbucks? i hat it, but only because i hate coffee. the typical answe...
Posted by Greasy Valentine Two Thousand Hate on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 07:48:00 PST

to all you vagi-terians who think peta is soooo wonderful

(please note this has nothing to do against vegans, vegeterians, or the like. this is against peta. most educated vegetarians also dislike peta)I hate PETA even more now!!!!You know I have always hate...
Posted by Greasy Valentine Two Thousand Hate on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 04:22:00 PST

the christian exodus

the other day, i read a bulletin of a petition to stop this company from making "bonsai cats". it was a crock. the site that it linked to was obviously a joke. over 900 people believed it. not only di...
Posted by Greasy Valentine Two Thousand Hate on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 04:41:00 PST

no sleep till inman

ok, so this week, i was sleepy the entire time! me and juliet went to crystal beach again monday, really fun once again. tuesday i ate at my new favorite resteraunt called farmers kitchen. brooke's pa...
Posted by Greasy Valentine Two Thousand Hate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i love the beach

so here's week 2 of my stuff no one reads. i ended up telling juliet about me being married later that night, she didnt seem to let it bother her to much. she was expecting it to be something like i ...
Posted by Greasy Valentine Two Thousand Hate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i guess i'll start doing a little diary thing

since i have trouble sending out emails to everyone with all my trips for work, im gonna post random things about whats been going on. so this week has been pretty good. last friday at the vodkanauts ...
Posted by Greasy Valentine Two Thousand Hate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pictures

ok fags i added more pictures
Posted by Greasy Valentine Two Thousand Hate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST