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I love My Space. It helps me stay connected.
For example, I get to stay connected with people who take their own profile photos by holding a digital out and snapping a pic making a quirky face. Sometimes they take their picture in the bathroom mirror (but I think this is kind of stupid). Others use their favorite picture with their ex-significant-other but they crop out the ex-significant-other (but they never really do a good job because usually you can see the other's arm in the shot).
It also helps me stay connected with people who think they're sexy, so they wear sexy clothes in their profile pics and stand in sexy poses. I wonder if these people realize that they come off as either skanky or sexy ugly? Regardless, no one strives to be either of these life. No child says, "When I grow up, I want to be overweight but I want to wear really tight daisy-dukes where my stomach folds fall over the side like a raging waterfall of fat. And I want to wear clear heels, draw wide circles around my eyes with liner, wear a shade of lipstick that clashes with my skin color, hide my acne scars with foundation applied like a layer cake, and lean over so I show more cleavage then I have breast." Nope, no child says that. Well, maybe Brittany Spears said it, but celebrities don't count in my in-depth analysis.
My Space also help me stay connected to people I don't even like in real life. But I have to keep them on my friend's list because I don't want to offend them or hurt their feelings. Denying a friend request is like going over to their house and paper-cutting them in the face repeatedly. Then dousing their freshly cut wounds with salt and lemon juice. Then telling them that they are adopted. It's just not the polite thing to do. So please, approve my friend request. Please.
Someone once told me that staying connected is the most important thing in life. I think it was AT&T. Regardless, I've learned a lot from AT&T so I think this advice can be trusted. So My Space, I salute you, for helping me build bridges, between the cliffs of solitude and the promise of friendship.

My Blog

The Debate: McCain Vs. Obama - Round 2

Favorite Debate Moments ------------------------------------------------ 1) "My Friends", said by McCain at least 1,000 times. Someone needs to advise him to stop using it. Every time he said it he m...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:42:00 GMT

What the Hell is Wrong with Weathermen?

At four o'clock in the morning, I was laughing hysterically. Was it because of a comedian? Nope. Was it because of a fart joke? Not at all. It was because hurricane Ike w...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 02:29:00 GMT

Why I will vote for McCain/Palin

McCain hates earmarks. I hate earmarks. I think that adding high-dollar earmarks to legislation is a cheap tactic to get additional pork into good legislation or a cheap way to have good l...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 01:33:00 GMT

Dungeon & Dragons vs. Fantasy Football

This will be my second year playing Fantasy Football with my co-workers. At first I was reluctant because I knew about as much about football as I knew about crocheting. But I threw cautio...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:32:00 GMT

Today, I became a HERO!

All my training and hard work finally paid off. Today, at Best Buy, I was able to impress a group of 6-year-olds with my Guitar Hero abilities. I feel like my life now has purpose, that m...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:38:00 GMT

Advanced Text Messenging

I wish text message technology would evolve to the point where I could:1) Speak into my phone and have the dialogue converted into a text message2) Send the text message to my friend3...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:34:00 GMT

The Credit Crisis Revealed

I had a bit of an epiphany the other day while shopping at local retail store. When I arrived at the counter to pay for my items, I was presented with the option of getting a credit card with th...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:03:00 GMT

Fuster Cluck

Today I feel the need to rant, so I thought I'd take a moment and add a new blog entry to get some things off my chest. "Off my chest", where did that expression come from? I can unde...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:29:00 GMT

The Intellectual Downward Spiral

T.V. has invaded reality, it has begun to define the world around me; it is where I get my news, where I get my insight into the sociological nuisances between what is emo and what is metrosexual.&nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 19:56:00 GMT

Portraits by Tiffany

We just got home from getting some photos done at Wal-Mart for the sole purpose of making some Christmas cards to mail to everyone. Our appointment was for 12:30pm. Once we arrive,...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 13:56:00 GMT