Tom

©hi i'm kit spears :]

two molecules are walking down a road
and one bumps in to the other
and he falls over
so hes like
"dude!! are you okay??"
and the other guy's like
"no actually im not... i think ive lost an electron!!"
so the first one's like
"oh shit, are you sure ?"
and the other one replies
"yeh - i'm positive !!"

ha :]