Post-Election Thoughts |
Hey everyone. Let me preface this with the following disclaimer: I know these aren't new ideas and I'm not nearly the first one to say them, but I feel better getting this off my chest.The election is...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:23:00 GMT |
Untitled Dot Doc |
For months I had been searching for a tragic inspirationSince it seemed that I could only write if I was feeling painAs a kid my days were filled with teenage angst and desperationBut I never had a sh...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:30:00 GMT |
Politics Made Easy, Part 1: Republicans |
Some of you may have seen this already on College Humor, but I'm reposting it here. Part 2 will be up in a little while.There's a big presidential election coming up in November, and chances are, you...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:37:00 GMT |
RIP Gary the Crab |
It is with a moderate amount of sadness that I inform you that Gary, my pet hermit crab, has passed on. For the past few weeks, I couldn't tell if he was dead - but I'm pretty sure that he was. Mayb...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:37:00 GMT |
Kids Today Have It Too Easy When It Comes to Seeing Boobs |
I remember it like it was yesterday. I was in sixth grade, and I ran home as soon as the bell rang. "Doc Hollywood" was going to be on HBO, and if I got there quick enough, I'd be just in time to se...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:39:00 GMT |
Not Worth It |
Isn't it nice when you can have the same love for things that you have when you're drunk, but not actually BE drunk? It's weird...it makes me uncomfortable. Why this sudden love for things? For lif...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 20:39:00 GMT |
A Collection of Short Poems |
Here's some poems I wrote for your enjoyment.Sorry for the lack of rhyming, I know that's kinda my thing.MyPodI got into the subway this morningI saw a manHis lips were...movingMoving like mineHe was ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 13:08:00 GMT |
The Scorpio Collective |
Buddy of mine Carlton Walton and his crew known as the Scorpio Collective have this bitchin' party every year to celebrate their birthdays. I was fortunate enough to be on the guestlist this year, so...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 20:16:00 GMT |
Reflections, Bar Style |
*Editor's Note: This was mostly written while I was alone at a bar in the city, waiting to meet up with Sam and Gina for some delicious BBQ and karaoke at Brother Jimmy's.I like a place that has licen...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:38:00 GMT |
Happy Anniversary |
September 9th, 2005 - it has been one year since my "liberation", so to speak. Today, in an interesting full circle, I will be in the same exact place that this liberation occurred. If I knew then w...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:16:00 GMT |
