I don't like these things...I dont know how to describe myself because I dont make alot of sense all the time. I dont think people should have to sum themselves up in words, but what the hell I guess! lolI'm random.
I'm a Huge Dork, and you will bend to my will. MUAHAHA! ;)
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I sing all the time, telling me to stop is like saying the N word to a black person or telling my jewish family to stop complaining... it won't end pretty, and you'll probably leave smelling like matzah balls. If there is music that I know playing, I'm either singing along, or harmonizing with it. I'm not insane... I'm just sexually attracted to music and melodies.
I'm not easy to offend in the least.
I love to laugh...even at my own jokes, which aren't funny most of the time...but hey I try and I think my jokes are awesome...I have carefully crafted some wonderful lame jokes over the years. Ask around.
I'm not immature, I'm a goofball.
I have an odd, sometimes sarcastic, sense of humor...I only make fun of people that I consider friends, and its all in good fun, so if I make fun of you, thats a good thing :^)
I use dots frequently...
Yeah...I'm gay...I don't see the need to flaunt it, fill my page with rainbows and frilly little hearts and such, that isn't me. I'm not at all touchy about it, I am who I am, and I tend to say "that's so gay," and I use words like fag, and queer, and such, which is probably pretty awful, but there is nothing negative behind it. I don't think it's offensive unless someone means it to be offensive. So you can call me a flaming faggot fanny bandit fairy fruit homo, as long as you have a smile on your face lol.
I enjoy making people feel good.
Small furry animals make me smile.
I love music, don't be fooled by my page, or the nazi regime, I listen to everything. I especially love when people bang pots together, and screech in harmony, because it still has more substance than most rap. (OH SNAP!!! IZZLE AND SUCH! I THINK SOMEONE GOT TRIED, YO, Indeed. I said most, not all.)
I will spontaneously think of something humorous that happened from god knows when and then laugh out loud, forcing people to believe I'm mental, but I'm simply delusional, gosh people, get it right! :)
I love my friends, which is just so very odd because most people despise their friends, right?
I type things with bullets in front of them in the "About Me" section on my MySpace Profile because I'm too lazy to formulate an eloquent paragraph describing myself.
I dislike rudeness, I think its best to be polite and nice to people.
I'm very forgiving, I can only truly be mad at someone for like 10 minutes at the most. You f**k wit me I cut you. Ooh Baby.
I'm shy, but once I get to know you, I can be a bit crazy/talkative, oddly sexual, and slightly Rabid.
As much as I'd love to sit here and complain about MySpace like many people do, I'm addicted to it. Addicted like a fox. :^(
I enjoy listening to people's point of views, and I love to have discussions about pretty much anything.
I apologize to anyone still reading this, you must be bored out of your mind lol, but if you can see this, I love you.
I'm a bit of a nerd, I strongly dislike poor grammar, such as usage of words that don't truly exist.
I'm running out of random, frivolous, facts about myself!
My idea of a great time is having a meaningful conversation with someone. (Please reference Nerd/Dork comment)
If you can understand atleast 75% of the things that come out of my mouth, I will want to make love to you ;^)
I love getting to know people better.
If you are a nice, honest, person with a sense of humor, we will get along well...ooh and money, that makes me want to love you long time (50 cents an hour). ;^)
I just now found out that I'm sexually attracted to bullets, not the ouchy gun kind, the kind that I have used to lure you into my profile of doom.
STUFF
Facts you couldn't care less about!
Name: Dont you already know?
Birthdate: 05/24/1989-buy me shit!
Birthplace: Hollywood, Florida...in a hospital.
Current Location: Sunrise, Florida...my house...in front of a computer.
Eye Color: Brown, like the color of things that are brown.
Hair Color: Brown, like the color of my eyes that are like the things that are brown.
Height: 5 foot something. yay for measurment.
Weight: Enough.
What's Your....
Zodiac Sign: Gemini, so I might have multiple personalities, even though I don't, I totally do, I dont...I totally do.
Ethnicity: I'm like a tree...or a shetland pony, I just want to fly away.
Body Type: Don't Start.
Favorite Food: wow..its hard to pick...I love Pasta.
Favorite Drink: umm...soda?
Baseball Team: The Fucktards.
(when) Bedtime: Dont have one.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, other colors...
Favorite Letter: L for something...I forgot now.
Favorite Number: 8!..I guess...honestly who gives a f**k?
Candy: ooh...I dont know...I love M&Ms
Favorite Animal: Cats, Dogs...cute furry things that move.
Favorite Messenger: Aim...
Screename: I'm not a slut, I dont just give things away.
Favorite Store: Publix? they have food.
Most Missed Memory: Killing you, and hiding your body under my bed, next to my stash of random items that begin with the letter "E"
Best Physical Feature: well, I've been told I look like Janet Reno...so thats pretty damn hot.
Overused Phrase: lol, Whatever, just kidding, god knows what else..."Ooh yes, papa smurf, you know just how Logie likes it."
First Thought Waking Up: I dont formulate actual thoughts...i just curse alot...
Goal for this year: Make it out alive.
Weakness: Everything.
Fears: Filling out surveys and having people read them on a myspace profile. I am shivering just thinking about it.
Heritage: umm...People.
Longest Relationship: what kind of relationship? hmm?
School's Name: Atlantic Technical something something...they change it from time to time.
Favorite TV Show: Family Guy, Simpsons...other stuff.
Have You Ever....
Drank: yes, but only wonderful beverages not containing alcohol.
Smoked: no, if I wanted to screw up my lungs, I would stab them.
Dyed Your Hair: Meh kinda...but not really.
Shoplifted: no.
Tried To Do The Splits: what the hell is "the splits" ? I know what a split is...but "the splits" sounds like vulgar innuendo. I like it.
Tried To Do A Backbend: No, I dont want to die yet.
Tried To Do A Cartwheel: umm yes...and I did kind of, then I fell on my ass.
Tried To Do A Handstand: No...
Tried To Act Perfect: Pshh...that shit is boring, and I could never pull it off.
Get A Detention Of Any Kind From Not Doin Anything: Yes! the only one I've ever gotten too! It's not my fault the gun accidentally went off and shot my teacher in the right ass cheek causing her to fall over breaking a few glass test tubes while shouting "Sweet Massa Jesus," at the top of her lungs and eventually killing some innocent bacteria who just wanted to have a good holsum time.
Skinny Dipped: No, clothing is NEVER optional. WEAR IT! unless you are hot.
Had Sex: No, Im a virgin. Unless you are interested, because in that case, NO...well we'll see. ;)
Kissed/Huged An Opposite Sex: I don't recall ever "Huging" someone, but I guess that is slang you kids use, while going on your youtube, and listening to the iPods.
Kissed/Huged The Same Sex As You: I suppose I would like to "huge" someone of the same sex...
Been Dumped: Yes, you heartless bastard! how could you!
Done Drugs: No.
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yes, and I loved my goldfish very much. R.I.P. Mr. Sexy-gills
Ate Sushi: No, Fish and I dont get along...it used to make fun of me in Elementary School.
Loved Someone: It depends on your meaning, you survey fool! I spit on you.
In A Guy/Gurl....
Fav Eye Color: It doesnt matter...As long as they are worthy of staring into...how mushy was that? oh well.
Fav Hair Color: ...I dont know...it doesn't really matter but I like me some dark hurred boys.
Short or Long Hair: haha...well it depends...
Height: Dont care.
Weight: Dont care. And dont start with the whole "yes you do...everyone cares" crap.
Looks Or Personality: huh? personality is SOOO much more important.
Love or Money: Love with money lol. Love.
Hot Or Cute: well...they can mean so many different things to me.
Drugs and/or Alcohol: Neither Please.
Muscular or Really Skinny: umm...in between?
Sexy or Shmexy----> lmao!: yeah...not particularly funny, but good try...
Random...: yes please.
How Do You Want To Die?: Dead.
What country do you want to Visit: Japan.
Been to the Mall Lately: Kind of...a few times maybe.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes.
Shower Daily: No...Once a month...yes...eww.
Do you Sing: yes, all the freakin time.
Want to go to College: does College want to go to me?
Current...
Clothes: The ones that are on me.
Shoes: not wearing any at the moment...you like that? yeah baby.
Make-Up: ok...not into that kind of thing...if you are, its cool.
Hair Do: umm...I call it "Ode to Crap"
Phone: Windows Mobile PDA, AT&T 8925/Tilt/Kaiser/MDA Vario III/TyTn II/v1615/XPA v1615/XDA Stellar/VPA Compact V-Oi, the rebranding.
Phone Number: Do I look stupid? Don't answer that.
Location: My house, in front of a computer, filling out a survey.
Weather: Neutral? I like the rain alot.
Website(s): This one.
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