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Coffee

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About Me

Oh I am just your average cup of joe. Although I would prefer if you did not call me Joe! Thanks! The things I like include: letting out steam, waking people up in the morning, sending tantilizing aromas throughout buildings, being ground up, sugar and creamer, spoons, cups, stores that sell me, being hot, making stains, and being an addiction.

Alert, Animated, Chipper, Bold, Brisk, Enthusiastic, Energetic, Eager, Agile, Perky, Spry, Fresh, Nimble, Dexterous, Jittery, Jumpy, Shook up, Antsy, Discombobulated, Wired, Hyper, Charged.

The only thing I dislike is tea.... What a poser, he can never satisfy like I can! What a bland and nasty taste he produces! What a urine color liquid he is! How I despise that tea...

Anyway, time to think about my happy coffee thoughts again!

Here's some quotes from a few of my fans and addicts:

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness. ~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. ~Flash Rosenberg

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ~David Letterman

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~Author Unknown

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. ~Bob Irwin

Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich. ~Author Unknown

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. ~Stephanie Piro

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis - a good hot cup of coffee. ~Alexander King

The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. ~Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. ~Author Unknown

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. ~John Van Druten

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and as sweet as love. --Turkish proverb

I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. --Steven Wright

"How sweet coffee tastes! Lovlier than a thousand kisses, sweeter than Muscatel wine!" Johann Sebastian Bach (Coffee Cantata)

Experts now generally agree that there is no consistent scientific evidence to prove coffee is detrimental to your health ... A recent study at the University of California at Davis even suggests that coffee may be good for you ... freshly brewed coffee contains antioxidant compounds that may carry as much power as vitamins C and E.Denise Webb


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Coffee addicts to worship me, beatniks, the founder of Starbucks, whoever discovered my fantastic beans all those years ago, people who enjoy a good caffeine high, people who think I'm evil, people who need me to function, jittery people, hyper people, and coffee pots.