Shauna: Ok Brittney...tell us what happened!
Monika: Yeah, we're here like you asked. So spill! What happened with [insert name] last night?
Brittney: Yeah, gotcha! So...we were talking, okay? And I'm all annoyed 'cuz I figure [insert name]is just gonna be an ass. But then [insert name] goes...Brittney, I've been thinking and I just can't take it anymore...I must have you! Take me now!!!
Shauna: Is that REALLY what happened?
Monika: I certainly can't imagine [insert name] saying that.
Brittney:No no. it really did happen and I was like--YES! this is my chance! And at first I was all nervous, right? But then I got all confident and was like, PREPARE YOURSELF [insert name]!
Shauna: Ohhh! Nice one Britt!
Monika: Oh God! The mental image is stuck!
Brittney: And at first it was pretty rough and then it was like---AWWW YEAH BABY! Yup. thats how it went. mmm hmm. Oh yeah!
Shauna: *sigh* I think I'm scarred for life.
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