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jonah whalebelly

i have stolen everything.

About Me

i'm really into people who spell things with numbers and abbreviations. and i'm knocked out by people who can make pictures that look all glittery and junk, especially if they are pictures of flowers and/or disney characters. also, i really, really, really believe its possible to look extremely sexy taking a photo of your own ass with a camera phone and a mirror. and dragons and fairies! i love dragons and fairies. and i think it makes me more "down to earth" that i am a wiccan. i mean, who needs organized anything? i just love trees. and the ocean. and sparkly fairies and dragons who live in magickal trees by the ocean. so don't disrepect me and you know who you bitches are. because i have overcome so much diversity in my life and now it's all about me, for real. do not hate the player, hate the games, haters. i suppose i could spell that with the number 8, like this: don't b h8n. oh haha ha hahaha that sure is clever. did i mention that i have HOTTT SEXY PICTURES at www.JONAHWHALEBELLYCAMERAPHONEASSHOTS.com? me and some of my friends just got a webcam! and we're having a digital glitter party right now! and we'll show you how to be the best "you" that you can be! Stop by and "show sum luv" oh hah ha ha hahh there i go again! cleverly reinventing ways to spell words which are already fairly simple to spell correctly! hey message me at [email protected]. I'll steal your credit card number and go shopping for a crystal meth binge!

My Interests

MENTAL MAGNETISM

I'd like to meet:

all dem real playas who no how da real shiznik of myspiznik go. tru!

Music:

No More Indie Disco. Really, just stop. You're embarrassing yourself. I can't even take you seriously when you dance to me like that.

Movies:

www.internetarchive.org. currently obsessed with the stag films from the 40's and 50's.

Television:

makes a good radio.

Books:

Jimmy Joyce, Ol' Man Faulkner, Unkle Walt, Herman "Spike" Melville, Mad Dog Jung, and a couple of them yarns Lil' Billy Rattlesticks spun was pretty entertaining. I also like the funny pages and the NY Times.

Heroes:

If the politician appears to have a greater concern for the soldier over the worker, it is only because parades and funerals are more photogenic than picket lines and factories. In truth, the politician cares no more for the soldier than any other economy of anonymous numbers. And the workers, when organized into unions with honest leadership, are more of a threat to the business of politicians than any nation's opposing army.

My Blog

muybridge portraits

no sheets/ concrete, windows smashed out. refugee sleep by candlelight and the evening thrush, diseased songs calling machete slash, the downpour of rain, not by drop but by apocalypse stranger loves ...
Posted by jonah whalebelly on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:22:00 PST

just found this/ forgotten children

this was in a file marked "x-mas." i forgot i had written it. its part of the nonlinear story thing that i have been working on. one of these days i will put them all together, if anybody wants to rea...
Posted by jonah whalebelly on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:43:00 PST

True Stories, act 6.

I don't remember his name. He was a skinny kid, mid twenties, with brown hair. Lived in some suburb of Charleston. The kid had said he joined full time at 18, did his four, and got out. He said he'd ...
Posted by jonah whalebelly on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:09:00 PST

dreaming in russian

1. the dream itself:a horrible plague, spread by eyesight, by simply the acknowledging that one is at risk of infection, interpretation useless, rejection of self by subject, teeth sharpen as the face...
Posted by jonah whalebelly on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:30:00 PST

found in translations, part2

congealing. rivers to stains. changes of texture, not substance. the way we are made solid body,again/alwaysthe motion of the motions, I will intend energyinto the solid flow of actionas envisioned...
Posted by jonah whalebelly on Sat, 31 May 2008 02:49:00 PST

found in translations/good luck, charmed life.

not to be. the movement of the solid, movement which is made, the quality of washing spiderwebs, of thickening by vibration. for you,as for me,perhaps it is, because in any case it is longer than the ...
Posted by jonah whalebelly on Fri, 30 May 2008 02:40:00 PST

no pink unicycle, no hoolahoop, and no wrestling mask.

so if anybody wants to hear what some of this written down junk sounds like, i'm reading some of it sunday the 25 @10pm at the Eclipse, as part of the ArtSparks show. not that you can tell by the way ...
Posted by jonah whalebelly on Sat, 24 May 2008 07:33:00 PST

hello, friends

i am back from the lands over yonder. my fabulous work vacation trip to the exotic corners of the world ended up being a disappointment. We did not sail to the Baltic. I never crossed into the Mediter...
Posted by jonah whalebelly on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:08:00 PST

UNF Gallery Show

is march 6th, i think. i won't be there, but you can go. Amy Moore and Scottish Brian are making noise and drones. I'm a prerecorded tin can, babbling on about nothing. Door Prize: Free Rabies.nah, ju...
Posted by jonah whalebelly on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:21:00 PST

into the blue again, after the money’s gone

headed up to boston monday to get back on the ship i just got off of. i was supposed to be giving up shipping this year to focus on finishing college, but the trip and the money are too good to pass u...
Posted by jonah whalebelly on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 07:43:00 PST