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About Me

If you look in the dictionary under 'kung fu', you will find my name. I once defeated the emperor of china and his army, thus restoring order to the Tang Dynasty, with my 100ft long ceramic Bong. My nipples can support the weight of a fully laden African swallow. I can stroke a cat with my left hand whilst patting a dog with my right hand. I am so strong I can lift Rick Waller. I am so clever I know. During my initiation ceremony into the Shaolin Temple, I walked over hot coals with a layer of superglue on my feet, slid down a razor blade, naked, into a vat of vinegar, got out, had to walk across a field of mouse traps against gale force winds, then have each one of my goose pimples individually inflated and burst with red hot needles, before attempting to remove the sacred treasure, without disturbing the hornets nest attached to my honey-coated testicles, all the while being forced to listen to Barbara Streisand records.

My Interests

Fun. Stand-Up Comics. Anime. Art. Women.

Music:

Modest Mouse. Nellie Mckay. Killola. Lily Allen. Audioslave. Babes in Toyland. Beastie Boys. The Beatles. Beck. Bjork. Black Sabbath. Blind Melon. Blink 182. Bloodhound Gang. Bon Jovi. David Bowie. Bright Eyes. Coldplay. Elvis Costello. Crazy Town. Cream. The Cure. D12. Daft Punk. Dr. Dre. Eazy-E. Fatboy Slim. Flogging Molly. Franz Ferdinand. Foo Fighters. Garbage. Goldfinger. Gorillaz. Guttermouth. Ice Cube. Jamiroquai. Jimmy Eat World.Elton John. Jack Johnson. The Killers. Korn. Ludacris. Marilyn Manson. Matt Costa. Misfits. Alanis Morissette. MxPx. Nirvana. No Doubt. NoFX. NWA. Oasis. The Offspring. Ozzy Osbourne. Outkast. Pearl Jam. Pink Floyd. Pixies. The Presidents Of The United States Of America. Prince. Queens of the Stone Age. Radiohead. Rage Against The Machine. Ramones. Red Hot Chili Peppers. The Sex Pistols. Slim Shady. Smashing Pumpkins. Snoop Dogg. Snow Patrol. Spice Girls. Sublime. System Of A Down. T.A.T.U. TLC. U2. Violent Femmes. Weezer. Kanye West. The White Stripes. Xzibit. Rob Zombie. Too Short, and many more...

Movies:

Se7en. Fight Club. Snatch. Interview With A Vanpire. Spy Game. The Mexican. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. 12 Monkeys. Meet Joe Black. Troy. Babel. Death To Smochie. A Bronx Tale. Armeggeddon. Con Air. Enemy of the State. Die Hard Trilogy. Face Off. Indiana Jones. Jurassic Park. The Life Aquatic. The Royal Tenembauns. Sin City. The Fift Element. Just Like Heaven. I ♥ Huckabees. Fantastic Four. Idle Hands. Half Baked. SLC Punk. Saw. StarWars. Harry Potter. Skeleton Key. American Beauty. American History X. K-Pax. The Labyrinth. Catch Me If You Can. Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. The Science of Sleep. The Motorcycle Diaries. Y Tu Mama Tambien. Pan's Labyrinth. Blow. Almost Famous. Pulp Fiction. Anchorman. Old School. Million Dollar Baby. V for Vendetta. Slither. Thank you for Smoking. Silent Hill. Scary Movie. Orgazmo. and many more...

Television:

♥ ♥ Comedy Central. Cartoon Network/Adult Swim. G4. Discovery Channel. Mtv2. VH1.

Heroes:

My Blog

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"Sometimes all I really want to feel is love, Sometimes I'm angry that I feel so angry, Sometimes my feelings get in the way Of what I really feel I needed to say. "
Posted by YoungBlack on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:01:00 PST