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♣TooLZ♣

If you don't know who I am, you should know and if you don't, well....!

About Me

There's a 5000 character limit...that's not enough. Oh well, so I've eventually caught up with this myspace thing. I've seen some crazy stuff on this site as well as cool stuff. Now, I get to speak about my favourite topic...me! Let me start off with words that would describe me: Loud, freaking hilarious, fashionable, bitch, caring, strong, celebrity, talented, dedicated, party animal to name a few. I'm studying through UNISA, doing a Marketing Management Degree. I work for the hottest company ever Ed Hardy South Africa! I'm currently single, so if you know any 'hot tamales' aka hot guys, feel free to send them my way :) . I'm open minded, dedicated, and care for my friends, but love my sister to death. To quote Cher (ok, by now you should know that I'm gay, if not where have you been) "Everything suprises me, and nothing suprises me." I hope you enjoy your stay, at MYspace getting to know me and looking forward to meeting all my fans & friends HAHAHAHA!!!. I love all you bitches! Sexual!

P.S. Don't fuck with my friends, family and those who are close to me, cause I WILL ruin your name in this town!hehehe!!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ON MYSPACE: The hottest party animals who are fashionable, cool, funky, sexy. Anyone who is open minded and friendly basically! IN REAL LIFE: Oh my god, BRITNEY SPEARS,PARIS HILTON(Shopping, hanging out, clubbing being BFFs)! (Don't you dare speak bad about them or I'll kill ya (",) )Janet Jackson(partying with), Whitney Houston(dinner with), Mariah Carey (slumber party), Beyonce(doing coffee with), Rodney Jerkins(doing hit records).(In no particular order) Amerie, Alicia Keys, Anastacia, Black Eyed Peas, Brandy, Chistina Milian, Deborah Cox, JC Chasez, Jennifer Lopez, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Justin Timberlake, Kelis, Madonna, Mary J. Blige, Missy Elliott, Monica, Pink, Ricky Martin, Jesse Metcalfe, Tamia, Toni Braxton, Usher & many many more.

My Blog

Faux Pas "Friends"

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www.myspace.com/perfectgirl

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Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:16:00 GMT

Man Bag-gage

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Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:15:00 GMT

He Said, She Said

He Said, She Saidhe said, she saidSources claim that she said to a close friend, about her alleged boyfriend that he said in a statement made through his publists neither confirming nor denying that a...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:17:00 GMT

Eating Brazillian Sushi

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Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 13:17:00 GMT

Closetsexual

ClosetsexualclosetsexualDo you,a.)suffer from a nasal/soft-spoken voice?b.)are friends with all the girls?c.)always get set-up with...guys?d.)don't watch any sport and would rather choose to go to an ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:16:00 GMT

SMS Rules

SMS Rulessms rules *BEEP* *BEEP* 1 message received.*BEEP* *BEEP* hey babes,wnt 2c u so bad.mis u lots.luv megsSender:^Hot Megan^+2772222222Sent:03:4501-02-2006 "Ryan, who the fuck is Megs?" said Kell...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 14:52:00 GMT

The 'Sort Of...' Partner

'Sort Of...' Partner 'sort of...' partner Tabloid In Touch headline's read:"Nicole Richie Is Skinny!" Monday."Nicole Richie Parties All Night With DJ AM!" Tuesday."Nicole Richie Is Skinny!" Wedne...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 14:38:00 GMT

'Stable' Couple

'Stable' Couple 'stable' couple "What did he say to you, babe?""Nothing, leave it.""Babe, I'll fuck'em babe!What did he say?""Just leave it." She carries on nibbling on her chiken. She sighs."What's ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 10:07:00 GMT

Clone Jocks

C lone Jocksc lone jocks "They go to Manhattan, wear Lacoste sneakers, use 'fuck'/'fucken' as their every second word, are regular gym bunnies, have adleast one pink shirt, listen to Fucky House, st...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 10:03:00 GMT