I like to say "I'm quitting drinking." There's no truth behind that statement. I can't walk when I'm sober, let alone drunk. Use it for free entertainment. I am an atheist but I can discuss religion for days. My cat is named Jezebel, after a whore in the Bible. She's my life. I have a slight obsession with Andy Warhol. He consumes my room. I like to talk in Polish sometimes. I'm a big, big fan of obnoxiously bright eye makeup. I carry my pepper spray in my pocket, finger on the trigger. Don't scare me at night. I'm always in a daydream. I randomly tap or ballet dance. I am going to win the lottery one of these days. I tend to be out of control, but I wouldn't change for the world. I have a habit of running my mouth, a lot. Someday, someone is going to murder me...literally.
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